Avin a larf

[Ashley 4569]

In the area I live there are a lot of people who play snooker. That explains why theres always a queue at the bus stop outside my house :D

[windy miller]

When we moved to the multi-cultural area of Sparkbrook in Birmingham we were soon aware of many ethnic customs/ belief in our neighbourhood. When one of my Hens escaped her pen and laid an egg in my neighbours garden, he assumed I had come to collect it...He said" No NO No..In my country We have a law... My garden..My property... My Egg!..
I decided it was time to give him an English Law ;)..I said " the law in this country tells us we must settle a dispute by kicking each other in the nuts. The first person to give in is the loser. Reluctantly he agreed and I gave him a hefty boot in the groin. He double'd up in agony and after 10 minutes he stood up and said.."My turn?.. I said."NAH, Keep the Egg. I Don't want it!  ;) ;) ;D

[Ashley 4569]

Did you hear about the man who swallowed a battery? He won the lottery and his eyes lit up

[windy miller]

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[windy miller]

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[John]

Here's a little quiz for you younger people.... 7 D in a W ?=7days in a week..Easy isn't it?...so see if you can answer these...The first 10 are easy...the next 8 you may have to ask your parents!! :) They are a mixture of measurements/sports or books/films.
Answers on Tuesday Night @ 10PM

1)   101 D                                                11)   6 F in a F
2)   64 S on a CB                                      12)   13 in a B D
3)   14 P in a S                                         13)   21 S in a G
4)   15 R on a ST                                      14)   84 CCR
5)   10 C                                                  15)   4 H of the A 
6)   18 H on a GC                                      16)  88 PK
7)   7 W of the W                                      17)  77 SS
8)   5 S in a P                                           18)  50 S of G                                     
9)   3 B M (S.H.T.R)                                     
10)  240 P in a P

A few I know
1. 101 Dalamations
7. 7 Wonders of the World
12. 13 in a Bakers Dozen
18. 50 Shades of Grey

[ilovetea4370]

2 64 squares on a chess board (yes I can actually play chess :O)
3. 14 pounds in a stone

Here's a little quiz for you younger people.... 7 D in a W ?=7days in a week..Easy isn't it?...so see if you can answer these...The first 10 are easy...the next 8 you may have to ask your parents!! :) They are a mixture of measurements/sports or books/films.
Answers on Tuesday Night @ 10PM

1)   101 D                                                11)   6 F in a F
2)   64 S on a CB                                      12)   13 in a B D
3)   14 P in a S                                         13)   21 S in a G
4)   15 R on a ST                                      14)   84 CCR
5)   10 C                                                  15)   4 H of the A 
6)   18 H on a GC                                      16)  88 PK
7)   7 W of the W                                      17)  77 SS
8)   5 S in a P                                           18)  50 S of G                                     
9)   3 B M (S.H.T.R)                                     
10)  240 P in a P

A few I know
1. 101 Dalamations
7. 7 Wonders of the World
12. 13 in a Bakers Dozen
18. 50 Shades of Grey

Cant imagine you reading 50 shades John!

[John]

Cant imagine you reading 50 shades John!

No, not my sort of thing!!

[windy miller]

John... I havn't read it either.. so much fuss over a Dulux paint chart is beyond me! ;) :)

some more clues for you!

3 Blind xxxx? (See How They Run? )          84 charing x x     77 Sunset X ?      88 Piano ****?
15 Reds on an a ?xxxxxxx xxxxx
7 wonders of?
10 X  given to moses?                          18 Holes on a ?          4 Horsemen of ?
9 x  in the Solar System?
7 Deadly  x?
                                                 6 Feet in a?                    21 Shillings in a ?
5 Sides in a ?       

[Trident 4609]

A couple of ones i know

Three blind mice (See how they run)

10 comandments given to moses? (Is this right???)

9 planets in the solar system

7 wonders of the world

7 deadly sins

18 holes on a golfcourse??

Please tell me if i got any wrong

[John]

18 Holes on a golf course
84 Charing Cross Road?
77 Sunset Strip?
5 sides in a pentagon?

[ilovetea4370]

4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[windy miller]

Well done! The two that you missed (240) should have have been pennies in an 'O P' (Old Pound).. 88  piano Keys... and 21 shillings in a guinea .Can you think of any more?.....(be sensible)...
 

[windy miller]

when we were on holiday in mumbai we noticed an Indian gentleman on a donkey. His wife was made to walk behind. My wife asked him why HE was on the donkey and his wife was having to walk?... He said: Thats Easy!... She hasn't got a f'in donkey!!! :o :o :)

[windy miller]

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