Avin a larf

[MW]

There is a nationaly known brand of toiletry called "wash and go".... there is a similar type of product only available in the Birmingham B11 area... its called "Go and Wash..... ::)

I don't get it lol

[windy miller]

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[ilovetea4370]

These two Gay gentlemen were on their way to a sperm bank in London....unfortunately One missed the tube and the other came on the bus... :o :o :)

Talk about being caught in a "Sticky Situation" ;)

[windy miller]

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[windy miller]

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[windy miller]

Due to flight delays and more bad weather last year,I chose to stop overnight at a small hotel near Staines. While chatting to an attractive receptionist it was clear that the hotel was frequented by several female 'escorts' ;)...When I later found a 'female dominatrix' calling card in my room I rang the Number. "And what can I do for you Sir?..said a young girl..."I'll have the full house!" I said...The whip,Mask,gag and handcuffs.... And I need you to talk Dirty!
The girl replied."I'll do my best for you!.But if you want an outside line you need to press 9 first... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;D ;D

[Liverpool Street]

Due to flight delays and more bad weather last year,I chose to stop overnight at a small hotel near Staines. While chatting to an attractive receptionist it was clear that the hotel was frequented by several female 'escorts' ;)...When I later found a 'female dominatrix' calling card in my room I rang the Number. "And what can I do for you Sir?..said a young girl..."I'll have the full house!" I said...The whip,Mask,gag and handcuffs.... And I need you to talk Dirty!
The girl replied."I'll do my best for you!.But if you want an outside line you need to press 9 first... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;D ;D

Hahhahaha!!!

[windy miller]

M/t

[ilovetea4370]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Trident 4609]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Oldest joke in the book. Still funny though ;)

[Liverpool Street]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Oldest joke in the book. Still funny though ;)

Technically speaking it was:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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[Ashley 4569]

me and my mrs tried some roll-play last night..... she got her baps out and i ended up with a large baguette :D :P ;)

[Liverpool Street]

As with many church services our local vicar would pass a collection plate amongst his congregation to help pay for the choir/organist. On one occasion an elderly woman Unexpectedly Farted and was clearly audible to everyone and almost loud enough to wake the dead!..She said to the vicar.."Sorry, I think I have very very quietly broken wind. The vicar replied "don't apologise madam...just get some new batteries in your Hearing Aid!. :o ;D

Why's it always in a church? You wouldn't dare take the piss out of Muslims would you?

[windy miller]

happy? ;)

[nitromatt1]

happy? ;)

LOL ;D