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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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Trident 4609

#120
April 03, 2013, 11:22:52 PM
These korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks!

nitromatt1

#121
April 03, 2013, 11:24:01 PM
Quote from: Trident 4609 on April 03, 2013, 11:22:52 PM
These korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks!

You never told me that one ;D

Trident 4609

#122
April 03, 2013, 11:25:52 PM
Quote from: nitromatt1 on April 03, 2013, 11:24:01 PM
Quote from: Trident 4609 on April 03, 2013, 11:22:52 PM
These korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks!

You never told me that one ;D

There are many jokes i haven't told you  ;D

nitromatt1

#123
April 03, 2013, 11:26:58 PM
Quote from: Trident 4609 on April 03, 2013, 11:25:52 PM
Quote from: nitromatt1 on April 03, 2013, 11:24:01 PM
Quote from: Trident 4609 on April 03, 2013, 11:22:52 PM
These korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks!

You never told me that one ;D

There are many jokes i haven't told you  ;D

Well I cant wait to hear some more ;)

Trident 4609

#124
April 03, 2013, 11:31:03 PM
Another joke i heard a few years ago. (My interpretation)

There were three Children called Zip,Willy and Pee.

They were being naughty so their mother came in and said

"Right Zip Down! Willy Out! And Pee in the corner" :)

nitromatt1

#125
April 03, 2013, 11:33:40 PM
Quote from: Trident 4609 on April 03, 2013, 11:31:03 PM
Another joke i heard a few years ago. (My interpretation)

There were three Children called Zip,Willy and Pee.

They were being naughty so their mother came in and said

"Right Zip Down! Willy Out! And Pee in the corner" :)

That's why you don't use online baby name generators...

Trident 4609

#126
April 03, 2013, 11:38:25 PM
Another Bad joke from ages ago!

Morph is another person arrested in the Jimmy saville case!

He is a Play-Doh-Phile :)

nitromatt1

#127
April 03, 2013, 11:41:27 PM
Stop Nath, before someone puts your karma down...   

;)

nitromatt1

#128
April 03, 2013, 11:48:23 PM
Nah, I'm sure it would've stayed up somehow ;)

Ashley

#129
April 07, 2013, 10:01:10 AM
Me and my mate went into Ladbrokes yesterday for a little flutter on the grand national. Not being a betting man, I said to my friend "Any ideas who to pick?". He said "why don't you go for v neck..... He's a good jumper :D

nitromatt1

#130
April 07, 2013, 09:20:30 PM
Quote from: windy miller on April 07, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
My mate asked me if I knew the difference between a Bonus and a Penis.. I said 'No Idea'..He said " My missus is always ready to blow my Bonus... :o :o

I was expecting an innuendo between "Bonus" and another similar sounding word...

nx4737

#131
April 08, 2013, 04:57:04 AM
"I can see for miles."

Said Miles's guide dog, quite unexpectedly.

nitromatt1

#132
April 08, 2013, 08:08:58 AM
Quote from: windy miller on April 08, 2013, 04:14:45 AM
thats the end of that joke then....

It never really started.

Trident 4609

#133
April 08, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?.......    To escape North Korea's long range missiles

nitromatt1

#134
April 08, 2013, 10:06:16 PM
Quote from: Trident 4609 on April 08, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?.......    To escape North Korea's long range missiles

I doubt crossing the road would make much of a difference there  ;D
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