Avin a larf

[windy miller]

  Living in south london as a youngster there were many local areas
  known as hills...eg denmark..herne.. primrose ..tulse..ect... When a
  member of my class arrived late for our first lesson the Teacher asked..
    Why are you late?.. Where have you been??... 'Ive been up
   primrose hill miss...a short time later another boy arrived late and he
too was asked the same question.. 'where have you been?... Again the
  boy replied 'Up primrose hill miss... followed by the arrival of a  10yr
  old girl...'I suppose YOU have been up primrose hill too? the Teacher asked..
  NO miss...the girl replied.... I AM Primrose Hill!! :o :o

[windy miller]

  My Mate has always been a compulsive gambler...( Which my Mrs doesn't approve of)...but when we heard he had lost his wife recently we naturaly offered our sincere condolences. On his recent vist we asked him how
  he lost his wfe at such a young age???   Well..he replied.. I only had a
  pair of tens...the other guy had a straight... :o :o :o

[windy miller]

I believe another member of the intrepid Campbell family is/will be
  attempting the world water speed record in a new vehicle after his late
fathers tragic misfortune on coniston water many years ago......it would
appear that although he (Donald) was travelling at over 200mph
  unfortunately you need to be IN the boat at the time....Hence the old
adage.. "Whats brown and skims across the water at 200mph??....ans?
  Donald Campbells underpants! :)....Did they find the body?... maybe not..
  at that speed it probably still going..... :) :)

[windy miller]

    One Carol should be popular in Essex this christmas,,,
    (Once)........        In 'Royal' Davids City...     R.I.P Dave   :'(

[windy miller]

  Apparently Prince Charles is an honory president of the magic circle?
  thanks to his ability to make his balls dissapear? .. I suspect the late
Diana would have had a similar thought... Maybe her Maj might like
  to employ his magic to make his brother dissapear? :o

[windy miller]

   Back in the late sixties we learnt a few home truths back in coseley!..
    eg. "if yow work ard and do yo best..you'll get the sack. (like all the rest.)!..
      But if you lark and f#*k about yow'l live to see the job royt aht!.
  .  . it dow pay to do the lot..cos when yam gone yow'l be forgot...
     and on your tombstone, (neatly lacqured)  will be three words...
                                 I'm Bleedin Knackered! >:( >:(
             
           

[windy miller]

   With the Villa team losing 5 matches in a row I hear they are signing
   two new chinese players next week?... weiwun wunce and aywun sin...

[windy miller]

   With reports of rape and assault in the news recently there will no doubt
   be many sex offenders attending police stations this week end....
          ...to start their shift... >:( >:(

[Wumpty]

'Tis the season to be jolly, so be mindful that police are out in force with the Christmas drink drive campaign.

Personally it doesn't affect me as I got absolutely leathered then took a bus - the police waved us through last year's checkpoint. Christ knows how that happened - I can't drive a bus and don't know where I nicked it from!!!!!

[windy miller]

  I heard a similar story in Dublin where three brothers got totally bladdered
   on a night out and had no money for a taxi,, The eldest brother,(Patrick)
   Suggested that Seamus waited while he and Murphy went off to steal
  a bus from their local garage to get them home. To his surprise his two brothers turned up in a Double Decker Bus!
" why did you choose a Double Deck bus? ? Asked Seamus..
  ..     A single Deck  would have been ok!...  'Ah'royt  said Patrick..I would
  have but Murphy wanted a smoke... :).

[windy miller]

   I see there has been more talk on TV recently about this strange 'Bermuda Triangle' phenomenon where numerous planes and vessels seemingly
disappear without trace ??. I refuse to wear Bermuda shorts now in case
   my knob disappears..... >:(
   
   

[Steveminor]

5 sided shape = Pentagon
6 sided shape = hexagon
8 sided shape = octagon
Lewis Hamilton = titlegon

[windy miller]

 Nice concept . There should have been a penalty for changing tyres while the safety car is on the circuit? thus allowing verstappen to catch u.  if hamiliton had done the same and the safety car pulled off the circuit he would have lost his place. Verstappen should have been given a 4 second penalty. IN ADDITION There should have  been an enquiry into the circumstances of the accident.?.. it could easily have been a deliberate ploy to slow the race
to verstappens advantage. The entire business stinks i'm not a F1 fan and never have been but clearly there needs to be some rule changes in the future....

[Steveminor]

If you listen to the team radios, they were all expecting the lapped cars to be released a lot earlier than they were & that's what normally happens. If they did that net result would be the same Verstappen wins. Start race & give those 4 blue flags, well we know they'd just have pulled straight over & let Verstappen past so as not to get involved in championship battle, again net result Verstappen wins.
They should have pulled Hamilton in, yes he would have lost track position to Verstappen but he'd have the faster car & faster tyres net result Hamilton wins.

[the trainbasher]

RB Saltzberg are hoping for the same officials that Red Bull had in the F1...

That would clinch them the win in the Champions League.

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The Bayern Munich match is a bit scary. A Pole, a German and an Austrian.

Bit awkward.