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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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karl724223

#660
January 29, 2017, 11:41:51 AM Last Edit: February 01, 2017, 12:49:35 PM by karl724223
Just had my new Christian mobile delivered its called pray as you go ....

karl724223

#661
January 29, 2017, 11:42:55 AM
Wife.  Do you want something to eat
Husband. What's the choice ?
Wife  yes or fooking no

karl724223

#662
February 01, 2017, 03:09:18 PM
If Lynx. Sell Lynx Africa in England
Do they sell Lynx England in Africa ?🤔

GeminiFan1991

#663
February 02, 2017, 03:51:32 PM
I think the hardest part of having a long distance relationship was persuading my girlfriend to move away.
Please check out my Bus Photos @

https://www.flickr.com/photos/128406405@N06/

windy miller

#664
February 05, 2017, 12:03:07 PM Last Edit: February 07, 2017, 11:50:55 AM by windy miller
 I heard the London Transport Grapevine has revealed that their lost property office at Brixton garage may expect an unscheduled high profile visitor later this year. When they were advised their 'lost' Parrot could only say.. "Good morning you F**king Ugly C**t..God bless America,.. following lengthy investigations the CIA were able to establish its rightful owner was, as expected,Donald Trump. Mr Trump is free to collect any weekday after 10am. :) 
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

karl724223

#665
February 07, 2017, 02:40:28 PM
It must be cold I've just seen a Romanian standing with his hands in his own pockets

windy miller

#666
February 11, 2017, 04:01:10 AM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 05:51:25 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

karl724223

#667
February 18, 2017, 05:14:38 PM
The wife phoned me and said come to the hospital quick your mother in law is dieing
I replied I can't the Albion are playing
She replied record it and watch it later
The look on the wife's face when I turned up at the hospital with a camcorder and tripod

windy miller

#668
February 20, 2017, 02:53:54 PM
 So What does East Ham Rail Station and Donald Trump have in Common? ...simples....
          They are BOTH one STOP short of BARKING......... >:(
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Cheese

#669
February 20, 2017, 04:34:51 PM
Quote from: windy miller on February 20, 2017, 02:53:54 PM
So What does East Ham Rail Station and Donald Trump have in Common? ...simples....
          They are BOTH one STOP short of BARKING......... >:(

Think Mr Trump is Dagenham East i.e. four stops on from Barking...

windy miller

#670
February 21, 2017, 01:21:38 AM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 05:51:54 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

the trainbasher

#671
February 21, 2017, 06:41:33 PM
Getting off the 276, someone just shouted at me "who ate all the pies". I responded "the Sutton United Keeper"


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BusFan94

#672
February 21, 2017, 07:32:45 PM
Sutton United fan to his son at Half Time " Wanna Pie Son"
Son responds " Yes Please"
Father responds "What Flavour"
Son Responds "Meat and Potato"
Father Responds "Ok in that case better make Shaw someone don't eat them all first"
Busfan94🚏
Local routes NXWM (WA) 34, 37, 39
NXWM (WN) 79
Thandi 334,37
Diamond 310,65
Further away
NXWM (WA) 11,13
Thandi 311/313
NXWM (WB) 40

karl724223

#673
February 27, 2017, 08:40:44 PM
Went doggin with the wife last night
Only trouble was by the time she parked the car everybody had gone home

windy miller

#674
February 28, 2017, 09:16:11 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 05:52:17 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)
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