Avin a larf

[Liverpool Street]

A palindrome is a word that spells the same forward and backwards... the only two that I have come across is TITs and BooBs ;)

Hannah, Bob.

Madam I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot

[Alex]

Here's my Xmas jokes:

George Michael has been arrested for organ trafficking as last year, someone give him there heart, and this year he's going to give it to someone special

My dad said to me "Alex, bring down the nutty fruitcake soaked in booze" So i said " Alright dad, NAN, COME ON DOWN!"

I never said they were good jokes

[trident4370]

The fruitcake one made me smile  :P

[the trainbasher]

Captions please



I thought that all of my ideas suck.

[Trident 4609]

Vaccum All Ye Faithful

Captions please



I thought that all of my ideas suck.

[Liverpool Street]

We three kings of Numatic are;
Unbeatable suction we vaccum afar,
Curtains and carpets; dont suck your armpits,
Handheld for your car.

[windy miller]

Vaccum All Ye Faithful

Captions please



I thought that all of my ideas suck.

Presumably the original Hoover Junior?? :)    lol

[Other Walsall Tony]

Is there any chance of an E400 being named Alexandra Denise?  Just asking....

[LiamthebusGuy]

Questions that were rejected from this years exams...

1.

Amy is 16. At least she said she was, How much trouble are you in?

2.

On the diagram below show on the body where you like to be touched.

[LiamthebusGuy]

Questions that were rejected from this years exams...

1.

Amy is 16. At least she said she was, How much trouble are you in?

2.

On the diagram below show on the body where you like to be touched.

Not My Jokes. Mock the week (1, Hugh Dennis.)(2, Russel Howard)

[LiamthebusGuy]

Here's my Xmas jokes:

George Michael has been arrested for organ trafficking as last year, someone give him there heart, and this year he's going to give it to someone special

My dad said to me "Alex, bring down the nutty fruitcake soaked in booze" So i said " Alright dad, NAN, COME ON DOWN!"

I never said they were good jokes

Alex, you really excelled yourself there!

[windy miller]

We three kings of Numatic are;
Unbeatable suction we vaccum afar,
Curtains and carpets; dont suck your armpits,
Handheld for your car.

Nice one LS....anymore like that and you'l get Bard....get it?..b ar.. oh never mind

While sheperds washed their socks by night
all seated on the ground
the hoovers of the lord came down
and vacuum'ed-all around  :) 

I'll get my coat ;)

[Other Walsall Tony]

We three kings of Numatic are;
Unbeatable suction we vaccum afar,
Curtains and carpets; dont suck your armpits,
Handheld for your car.

Nice one LS....anymore like that and you'l get Bard....get it?..b ar.. oh never mind

While sheperds washed their socks by night
all seated on the ground
the hoovers of the lord came down
and vacuum'ed-all around  :) 

I'll get my coat ;)

While shepherds washed their socks by night
All seated round the pot
A lump of soot came rolling down
And spoiled the blooming lot!

[Stuharris 6360]

or

While Shephers washed there socks by night

All seated on a bank

The angel of the lord came down

And taught them how to W*nk!

[Stu]

While shepherds watched their flock by night
All watching BBC
The angel of the Lord came down
And turned to ITV

:-[