Avin a larf

[windy miller]

Sad to relate..the french police have said that the pop singer sophie ellis bexter had been found dead at the home of a famous french footballer :'( :'(  apparently the police are treating it as a case of murder on Zedane's floor :o :o ::)

[windy miller]

I see they propose to give a former king of England a christian burial after he was found in a Leicester car park?..  The only Richard III I ever found in a car park were the ones I had just trodden in by accident >:( >:(   :)

[the trainbasher]

"Put the clocks back"

A reminder to most.

A stern order in Liverpool.

[the trainbasher]

How do you fit 100 UKIP supporters into a mini?

Throw in a referendum on Europe

[the trainbasher]

What do you call a chav in a Bank Vault?

Safe, innit!

[the trainbasher]

2 Chavs in a car, no music, who's the driver?

The Police

[the trainbasher]

I don't know why ITV put wonga.com adverts on the telly at midnight.

Jeremy Kyles audience is usually asleep

[the trainbasher]

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted, innit

[the trainbasher]

What do you call a chav in a blender?

Blud, innit

[CL]

Bus Related Joke:

The difference between a B7 ALX400 and the Trident ALX400 is why I have trust issues.  :-[

[Alex]

Here are some questions that were left out of this year's exam:

1) To keep them cool, the genitals of the male homosapien are kept on the outside. Should he put them back in his trousers?
2) If an oil well is spilling out oil at a rate of 50,000 barrels a day, how do you stop it? No, really, how do you stop it?
3) Which is faster: a cheetah, or Mel Gibson leaving the MOBO's?
4) If you removed a man's lower intestine and streched it out as far as it went, how angry would he be?
5) Chemistry: What's that smell?

All credit for these jokes go to Mock the Week, and the jokes respective comedians.

[Steveminor]

Interesting a spooky fact. The Titanic sank over 100 years ago & now everything on board is rusted broken & decaying. Yet the swimming pool is still full.

[Alex]

Jedward have been sent into ISIS undercover, however for the sake of security, their name has been changed to ... Jihad-ward!!

Yeah, i know its terrible, but, oh well..

[Trident 4609]

Jedward have been sent into ISIS undercover, however for the sake of security, their name has been changed to ... Jihad-ward!!

Yeah, i know its terrible, but, oh well..

I think you need to work on your jokes Alex ha ha ;)

[Ronnoc]

A palindrome is a word that spells the same forward and backwards... the only two that I have come across is TITs and BooBs ;)

Hannah, Bob.