Avin a larf

[windy miller]

 A local University study group has been trying to evaluate which of the following may be the fastest.....(A) greased Lightning.. (B) Rat up a drainpipe..  (c) Shit off a Shovel or   (d)..
  ...  a  Volvo B7r on dead mileage....... :o        WN drivers take note

[Kevin]

Recent evidence suggests dinosaurs died out because they had no skin or vital organs, just bones.....

[GeminiFan1991]

A fly landed on my balls.
Hardest situation of my life.

[karl724223]

Went to dudlay zoo today I saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity

[karl724223]

Bloody hell just been told the clocks go back tonight
I can't remember where I had them from and I don't think I still have the receipt

[windy miller]

M/t

[windy miller]

Went to dudlay zoo today I saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity

...I think that should read Dudloi?...............A local guy went to collect his new Suit from
a gents outfitters in 'Dudloi'.... He was very pleased.. The outfitter asked him.."Would Sir like
a Kipper Tie?.... Arh..said the guy...Milk and Tow Sugars ourkid... :)

[karl724223]

I phoned in sick this morning saying how I wasn't coming into work due to anal blindness

Anal blindness. What's that I was asked

To which I replied   I just can't see my arse getting out of bed today

[GeminiFan1991]

I the penis herby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labour
- I work at a great depths
- I plunge head first in everything I do
- I do not get weekends off or public holidays
- I work in wet environment
- I don't get paid overtime
- I work in dark workplace that has poor ventilation
- I work in high temperature
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Mr Penis, after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejected your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight
- You fall asleep on the job after a brief work period
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
- You do not stay allocated position, and often visit other areas
- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
- You'll retire well before reaching 65
- You're unable to do double shifts
- You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
the Management

[windy miller]

M/t





         

[karl724223]

Hilary Clinton packed her bags and said goodbye to the whitehouse
And off she went with a trumpety trump. Trump. Trump. Trump

[John]

I've heard it all now.

Yesterday, someone was trying to board the 65/7s with a washing machine. The guy on the radio said obviously we can't carry a washing machine so let the person know

[Stu]

I've heard it all now.

Yesterday, someone was trying to board the 65/7s with a washing machine. The guy on the radio said obviously we can't carry a washing machine so let the person know

Did he already have a full load?  ;)

[GeminiFan1991]

Like everyone my age I'm 25  ;D

[windy miller]

I've heard it all now.

Yesterday, someone was trying to board the 65/7s with a washing machine. The guy on the radio said obviously we can't carry a washing machine so let the person know

  maybe not a bad idea.. I can never find a washer when I want one :)