Avin a larf

windy miller · June 05, 2016, 06:31:38 PM

What's the difference between an American cockerel, an English cockerel, and my Ex Gf ?.... Easy!... An English Cockerel sings Cock a doodle do..... An American cockerel sings Yankee doodle do..... And my Ex sings....ANY cock'l Do!! >:( >:( :)

Liverpool Street · June 08, 2016, 07:23:39 PM

Quote from: windy miller on June 05, 2016, 06:31:38 PM
What's the difference between an American cockerel, an English cockerel, and my Ex Gf ?.... Easy!... An English Cockerel sings Cock a doodle do..... An American cockerel sings Yankee doodle do..... And my Ex sings....ANY cock'l Do!! >:( >:( :)

Hahaha

GeminiFan1991 · June 10, 2016, 06:12:03 PM

I don't understand the hype around Carlsberg.
I found a can on a wall, and it tasted like piss.

Trident 4609 · June 10, 2016, 06:46:58 PM

I went on a positive thinking course the other day.....

It was Shit.

GeminiFan1991 · June 18, 2016, 08:36:24 PM

"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"
said my girlfriend's breasts.

Liverpool Street · June 19, 2016, 12:40:34 AM

Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on June 18, 2016, 08:36:24 PM
"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"
said my girlfriend's breasts.

Love it hahaha

windy miller · June 23, 2016, 06:03:13 PM

M/t

JoNi · June 27, 2016, 05:30:24 PM

Panic over, the pound is still as strong as ever it released my trolley in asda same as it did on Thursday

GeminiFan1991 · June 27, 2016, 10:42:42 PM

I really wanted to surprise my Wife for her Birthday.
So I introduced her to my girlfriend.

windy miller · June 28, 2016, 02:05:21 AM

Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on June 27, 2016, 10:42:42 PM
I really wanted to surprise my Wife for her Birthday.
So I introduced her to my girlfriend.

I gave my Mrs a surprise on her birthday....As I said to her.." you know how you always wanted to see the world?... she said "Goodness...you havn't..have you?. I said yes. I have... I've bought you an Atlas.... :) :) :)

Dom · June 28, 2016, 07:43:13 AM

I had a A4 sized venomous snake come through my letter box yesterday. Turns out it was an Amazon mix up

Isle of Stroma · June 28, 2016, 08:02:18 AM

Special offer on at Iceland, they'll give you two for one.....

"No Woy, that's not what they meant by brexit"

windy miller · June 28, 2016, 11:40:15 AM

M/t

GeminiFan1991 · June 28, 2016, 07:18:23 PM

I treated the wife to one of those fish pedicures and I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
Those piranhas don't f*ck about !

the trainbasher · June 28, 2016, 11:37:34 PM

Avin a larf? Roy Hodgson's performance!

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