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Avin a larf

Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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windy miller

 What's the difference between an American cockerel, an English cockerel, and my Ex Gf ?.... Easy!... An English Cockerel sings Cock a doodle do..... An American cockerel sings Yankee doodle do..... And my Ex sings....ANY cock'l Do!! >:(  >:( :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liverpool Street

Quote from: windy miller on June 05, 2016, 06:31:38 PM
What's the difference between an American cockerel, an English cockerel, and my Ex Gf ?.... Easy!... An English Cockerel sings Cock a doodle do..... An American cockerel sings Yankee doodle do..... And my Ex sings....ANY cock'l Do!! >:(  >:( :)

Hahaha
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
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until it cought fire

GeminiFan1991

I don't understand the hype around Carlsberg.
I found a can on a wall, and it tasted like piss.
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Trident 4609

I went on a positive thinking course the other day.....

It was Shit.

GeminiFan1991

"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"
said my girlfriend's breasts.
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Liverpool Street

Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on June 18, 2016, 08:36:24 PM
"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"
said my girlfriend's breasts.

Love it hahaha
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
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until it cought fire

windy miller

#576
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

JoNi

Panic over, the pound is still as strong as ever it released my trolley in asda same as it did on Thursday

GeminiFan1991

I really wanted to surprise my Wife for her Birthday.
So I introduced her to my girlfriend.
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windy miller

Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on June 27, 2016, 10:42:42 PM
I really wanted to surprise my Wife for her Birthday.
So I introduced her to my girlfriend.


  I gave my Mrs a surprise on her birthday....As I said to her.." you know how you always wanted to see the world?... she said "Goodness...you havn't..have you?. I said yes. I have... I've bought you an Atlas.... :) :) :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Dom

I had a A4 sized venomous snake come through my letter box yesterday. Turns out it was an Amazon mix up

Isle of Stroma

Special offer on at Iceland, they'll give you two for one.....

"No Woy, that's not what they meant by brexit"

windy miller

#582
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

I treated the wife to one of those fish pedicures and I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
Those piranhas don't f*ck about !
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the trainbasher

Avin a larf? Roy Hodgson's performance!


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