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Avin a larf

Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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windy miller

#570
June 05, 2016, 06:31:38 PM
 What's the difference between an American cockerel, an English cockerel, and my Ex Gf ?.... Easy!... An English Cockerel sings Cock a doodle do..... An American cockerel sings Yankee doodle do..... And my Ex sings....ANY cock'l Do!! >:(  >:( :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liverpool Street

#571
June 08, 2016, 07:23:39 PM
Quote from: windy miller on June 05, 2016, 06:31:38 PM
What's the difference between an American cockerel, an English cockerel, and my Ex Gf ?.... Easy!... An English Cockerel sings Cock a doodle do..... An American cockerel sings Yankee doodle do..... And my Ex sings....ANY cock'l Do!! >:(  >:( :)

Hahaha
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
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until it cought fire

GeminiFan1991

#572
June 10, 2016, 06:12:03 PM
I don't understand the hype around Carlsberg.
I found a can on a wall, and it tasted like piss.
Please check out my Bus Photos @

https://www.flickr.com/photos/128406405@N06/

Trident 4609

#573
June 10, 2016, 06:46:58 PM
I went on a positive thinking course the other day.....

It was Shit.

GeminiFan1991

#574
June 18, 2016, 08:36:24 PM
"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"
said my girlfriend's breasts.
Please check out my Bus Photos @

https://www.flickr.com/photos/128406405@N06/

Liverpool Street

#575
June 19, 2016, 12:40:34 AM
Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on June 18, 2016, 08:36:24 PM
"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like,"
said my girlfriend's breasts.

Love it hahaha
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

windy miller

#576
June 23, 2016, 06:03:13 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 06:21:50 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

JoNi

#577
June 27, 2016, 05:30:24 PM
Panic over, the pound is still as strong as ever it released my trolley in asda same as it did on Thursday

GeminiFan1991

#578
June 27, 2016, 10:42:42 PM
I really wanted to surprise my Wife for her Birthday.
So I introduced her to my girlfriend.
Please check out my Bus Photos @

https://www.flickr.com/photos/128406405@N06/

windy miller

#579
June 28, 2016, 02:05:21 AM
Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on June 27, 2016, 10:42:42 PM
I really wanted to surprise my Wife for her Birthday.
So I introduced her to my girlfriend.


  I gave my Mrs a surprise on her birthday....As I said to her.." you know how you always wanted to see the world?... she said "Goodness...you havn't..have you?. I said yes. I have... I've bought you an Atlas.... :) :) :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Dom

#580
June 28, 2016, 07:43:13 AM
I had a A4 sized venomous snake come through my letter box yesterday. Turns out it was an Amazon mix up

Isle of Stroma

#581
June 28, 2016, 08:02:18 AM
Special offer on at Iceland, they'll give you two for one.....

"No Woy, that's not what they meant by brexit"

windy miller

#582
June 28, 2016, 11:40:15 AM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 06:22:28 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

#583
June 28, 2016, 07:18:23 PM
I treated the wife to one of those fish pedicures and I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
Those piranhas don't f*ck about !
Please check out my Bus Photos @

https://www.flickr.com/photos/128406405@N06/

the trainbasher

#584
June 28, 2016, 11:37:34 PM
Avin a larf? Roy Hodgson's performance!


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