Avin a larf

[windy miller]

 As Wayne Rooney said in an interview after the match....."I only have three weakness's..
   Football and maths........................... ::)

[GeminiFan1991]

Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?

[Liverpool Street]

Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?

Hahaha surely an opening for some sort of risqué humour from our in-house @windy miller

[windy miller]

Hahaha surely an opening for some sort of risqué humour from our in-house @windy miller

..These 'all you can eat' offers at Tesco's aren't what they used to be :) ;)

[windy miller]

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[GeminiFan1991]

Some guy knocked on my door today and said "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."
I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate".

[GeminiFan1991]

If there was a competition for saggy t*ts, my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.

[windy miller]

 My Mrs knows how to brighten up a room....usually by walking away from the window...fat git >:( >:(

[GeminiFan1991]

My Mrs knows how to brighten up a room....usually by walking away from the window...fat git >:( >:(

Haha ! Nice one,

[Liverpool Street]

My Mrs knows how to brighten up a room....usually by walking away from the window...fat git >:( >:(

10/10

[windy miller]

If there was a competition for saggy t*ts, my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.

As I sat across the breakfast table this morning my Mrs said.." My nipples are as hot today as they were 30 years ago!.... I said I'm not surprised.... You've got one in your porridge and the other ones in your tea!.. >:( >:( >:(

[GeminiFan1991]

As I sat across the breakfast table this morning my Mrs said.." My nipples are as hot today as they were 30 years ago!.... I said I'm not surprised.... You've got one in your porridge and the other ones in your tea!.. >:( >:( >:(

Haha !  :D

[Liverpool Street]

As I sat across the breakfast table this morning my Mrs said.." My nipples are as hot today as they were 30 years ago!.... I said I'm not surprised.... You've got one in your porridge and the other ones in your tea!.. >:( >:( >:(

Hahaha 11/10

[windy miller]

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[GeminiFan1991]

Just failed my theory test.
Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard