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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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windy miller

 As Wayne Rooney said in an interview after the match....."I only have three weakness's..
   Football and maths........................... ::)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?
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Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on July 03, 2016, 02:59:25 PM
Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?

Hahaha surely an opening for some sort of risqué humour from our in-house @windy miller
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One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
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until it cought fire

windy miller

Quote from: Liverpool Street on July 04, 2016, 02:16:06 AM
Hahaha surely an opening for some sort of risqué humour from our in-house @windy miller


..These 'all you can eat' offers at Tesco's aren't what they used to be :) ;)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

windy miller

#589
empty
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

Some guy knocked on my door today and said "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."
I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate".
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GeminiFan1991

If there was a competition for saggy t*ts, my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.
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windy miller

 My Mrs knows how to brighten up a room....usually by walking away from the window...fat git >:( >:(
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

Quote from: windy miller on July 11, 2016, 07:24:15 PM
My Mrs knows how to brighten up a room....usually by walking away from the window...fat git >:( >:(

Haha ! Nice one,
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Quote from: windy miller on July 11, 2016, 07:24:15 PM
My Mrs knows how to brighten up a room....usually by walking away from the window...fat git >:( >:(

10/10
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

windy miller

Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on July 11, 2016, 12:17:31 AM
If there was a competition for saggy t*ts, my wife would beat everyone.
In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them.



As I sat across the breakfast table this morning my Mrs said.." My nipples are as hot today as they were 30 years ago!.... I said I'm not surprised.... You've got one in your porridge and the other ones in your tea!.. >:( >:( >:(
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

Quote from: windy miller on July 12, 2016, 01:17:58 PM


As I sat across the breakfast table this morning my Mrs said.." My nipples are as hot today as they were 30 years ago!.... I said I'm not surprised.... You've got one in your porridge and the other ones in your tea!.. >:( >:( >:(

Haha !  :D
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Quote from: windy miller on July 12, 2016, 01:17:58 PM


As I sat across the breakfast table this morning my Mrs said.." My nipples are as hot today as they were 30 years ago!.... I said I'm not surprised.... You've got one in your porridge and the other ones in your tea!.. >:( >:( >:(

Hahaha 11/10
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

windy miller

#598
empty
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

Just failed my theory test.
Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard
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