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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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windy miller

#600
 On our holiday in Torquay the deckchair attendant asked my Mrs to move off the beach as the tide was waiting to come in... >:(
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

GeminiFan1991

"I'm not racist", I said to my mate, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally"
"....but that's not racist", he said
"Exactly" I replied, "I said I wasn't racist".

:D
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Liverpool Street

Quote from: GeminiFan1991 on July 18, 2016, 08:58:42 PM
"I'm not racist", I said to my mate, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally"
"....but that's not racist", he said
"Exactly" I replied, "I said I wasn't racist".

:D

Hahaha I like it
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One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

GeminiFan1991

My wife said she wanted to go McDonald's. I said I'd take her if she could spell it.
We ended up at KFC. 
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karl724223

#604
My mate got the vacuum stuck up his Arse earlier when I rang a&e to see how he was they replied he's picking up nicely

windy miller

#605
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

karl724223

Came home the other night the wife and her two friends greeted me at the door
With a big smile on her face she said do you fancy a foursome
5 min later I came running downstairs nothin on with my dick in my hand
Only to be greeted by them with tennis rackets in theres

Dom

Quote from: karl724223 on July 21, 2016, 02:42:53 PM
Came home the other night the wife and her two friends greeted me at the door
With a big smile on her face she said do you fancy a foursome
5 min later I came running downstairs nothin on with my dick in my hand
Only to be greeted by them with tennis rackets in theres

Brilliant!

GeminiFan1991

Quote from: karl724223 on July 21, 2016, 02:42:53 PM
Came home the other night the wife and her two friends greeted me at the door
With a big smile on her face she said do you fancy a foursome
5 min later I came running downstairs nothin on with my dick in my hand
Only to be greeted by them with tennis rackets in theres

Haha ! Nice one !
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Squiz1971

Quote from: karl724223 on July 21, 2016, 02:42:53 PM
Came home the other night the wife and her two friends greeted me at the door
With a big smile on her face she said do you fancy a foursome
5 min later I came running downstairs nothin on with my dick in my hand
Only to be greeted by them with tennis rackets in theres
It's a cracker!!! rofpmsl.  Yuk what a mess I made  ???

GeminiFan1991

My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower.
I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally."
She said, "That's disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!"
"Hey," I said, "these things happen when you're having a shit."
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GeminiFan1991

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"Can you have a look at," he says, "I think he's cross-eyed"
So the vet picks up the dog and examines him.
"I'm going to have to put him down" says the vet.
"Why, just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No" says the vet, "Because he's heavy" !  ;D
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karl724223

Just bin watching the sailing in the olympics
England took the gold
USA took the silver
And the Somalians took the boat

V89MOA

Quote from: karl724223 on August 15, 2016, 04:22:58 PM
Just bin watching the sailing in the olympics
England took the gold
USA took the silver
And the Somalians took the boat

This has made my week  :D

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