London keys

[igogeneral]

Does anyone know where I can get some London keys from please ?

[Mike K]

What are London keys? Googled it but all it brought up was the name of, how should we put it, a female star of adult filmography.

[the trainbasher]

@Mike K my searching came up with the same thing...not that I "accidentally" clicked any of the links!

[Mike K]

@the trainbasher I spent 25 minutes watching one of the videos until I concluded that apart from the slightly tenuous connection of there being room for one more inside, it had appeared to have little to do with buses.

[the trainbasher]

@the trainbasher I spent 25 minutes watching one of the videos until I concluded that apart from the slightly tenuous connection of there being room for one more inside, it had appeared to have little to do with buses.

I watched it as research for a book I'm writing...

[windy miller]

@Mike K my searching came up with the same thing...not that I "accidentally" clicked any of the links!

I'll come clean... I didn't actually see the site personally I asked my mate to check it out.. When he told me that three came at the same time I thought he meant buses :-[ :-[  Bit like the 50 service around tea time.. :)

[Liverpool Street]

This whole thread.

Lmfao

Stickied for laughs in off-topic board.

[windy miller]

 My mate's still looking at this site.   when He said he saw a '71' I thought he meant the Solihull- Sutton service?    Apparently not... A 71 is a '69' with two fingers up your Ar*e. :o :)

still no buses

[windy miller]

  still no buses.....I had a good look at this site  and I have to say I was very embarrassed!.. :o not that I disapprove of the content ..just that I could see what I was doing reflected on the screen.... :-[ :-[ :-[

[windy miller]

Apparently This young lady is quite popular on the French adult channels.., or Frogsporn as its better known... :o
   Still no buses.... :)

[windy miller]

 and room for one more on top so I'm told....still no buses >:(

[LiamthebusGuy]

Does anyone know where I can get some London keys from please ?

Why not ask at the enquiries desk at your local brothel... See if they do group discounts... :o

[windy miller]

..or should that read 'grope' discounts?....still no buses... :)

[LiamthebusGuy]

..or should that read 'grope' discounts?....still no buses... :)

Do they have a queueing system? "Prostitute number one please..."

[windy miller]

 I would imagine the only Queue she would need is when attempting a deep screw  with the white and finish nicely on the black............... :)                   Still no buses