Avin a larf

[windy miller]

Number 30...   "pull it... it might turn on"

so when did you meet my Mrs?????

[windy miller]

..Maybe I should shower more often!..  As my Mrs is currently suffering from a chronic case of Tinsel-itis :) I bought her something special this Christmas.... Flavoured condoms.   She said " MMmmm!...That's different! Stinking bishop cheese and Garlic flavour?.. I said thanks >:( I haven't put one on yet!! >:( >:(

[Liverpool Street]

... still no buses ...

[Stuharris 6360]

Guy goes to the doctors and says,

"Doctor i have a mince pie stuck in my ass"

"Don't worry" the Doctor replies "I have some cream for that"

[windy miller]

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[BK63 YWP]

http://cityfoxgroup.co.uk/bus-services/4590830790

The bus that runs on one day of the year route 65 New Years Day Only...

[Kiewii]

http://cityfoxgroup.co.uk/bus-services/4590830790

The bus that runs on one day of the year route 65 New Years Day Only...

And they have 20,000 employees! Incredible for just one bus route

[NXWM Spectra]

And still no buses!

[windy miller]

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[Liam]

so when did you meet my Mrs?????

A few weeks back, we had a rendezvous behind Tesco's...

[Liam]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"

[windy miller]

A few weeks back, we had a rendezvous behind Tesco's...

       Yes I remember now did she find your teddy eventually?

[Liverpool Street]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Ha! Good one

[GeminiFan1991]

This woman was with 4 bus drivers and they were "doing it". She sat their fairly unamused as the drivers did their business but she couldn't contain herself when they call came at once !

[windy miller]

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