Strangest Things You've Seen on a bus

[ilovetea4370]

So me and another member of the forum were on a 900 this morning, and on a 97 going past *tries to be as polite as possible* We saw on the top deck at the back, an old man just casually waving his "bits" up the window like it was the most normal thing in the world, baring in mind this was only at 11 o clock ish in the morning so I doubt he was drunk!
Seeing this got me thinking about strange things I've seen on the buses in and around brum over my life, and I thought maybe it would be fun to hear your stories of weird and random things you've seen people doing before now. It doesn't have to be NXWM, it can be from any bus but I just want to see who has seen the craziest story!

[BU07 LGO]

Haha I agree that was the most unusual thing that I have ever seen!

[ilovetea4370]

Haha I agree that was the most unusual thing that I have ever seen!

I bet the guys who check CCTV will have a good laugh

[Lukeee]

Havent seen many strange things, just usually people sleeping, a good one was a night shift worker passed out flat across all 5 seats at the back of a Gemini. Another one was once on the 7 in Newtown seeing two Polish lads stand up and start rapping to 50 Cent.

[ilovetea4370]

Havent seen many strange things, just usually people sleeping, a good one was a night shift worker passed out flat across all 5 seats at the back of a Gemini. Another one was once on the 7 in Newtown seeing two Polish lads stand up and start rapping to 50 Cent.

Oh god how embarrassing to have to watch them berks!

[Ashley 4569]

Cant say ive seen many weird happenings, sometimes you do get giggly gangs of girls that start singing even though theyre usually tone deaf. Bit of weird lost property though, two rolls of kitchen foil on a back seat, unboxed but not screwed up all over the place

[ilovetea4370]

Kitchen Foil sounds quite a suspicious thing to find ??? I've seen plenty of weird things on my travels, once even saw a guy dealing weed on the 11A :/

[Trident 4609]

I can strangley say i haven't seen much odd (That i can think of but i am tired) apart from the odd person talking to themselves (Quite common living in Wolverhampton ;))

[ilovetea4370]

Oh I've seen a few of them, Birmingham is full of them!

[Paul]

Years ago on the 404 in Oldbury a woman who said she was
Up the duff got
On & sat towards the back of the bus (single decker) telling
me & a couple of other passengers how she nearly missed
the bus anyway the bus pulled off & 5 mins it to the journey
She got up pulled her jeans & knickers down squatted down
& had a p***  I was just completely stunned

[nitromatt1]

I can strangley say i haven't seen much odd (That i can think of but i am tired) apart from the odd person talking to themselves (Quite common living in Wolverhampton ;))

And it's usually you ;)

[ilovetea4370]

Years ago on the 404 in Oldbury a woman who said she was
Up the duff got
On & sat towards the back of the bus (single decker) telling
me & a couple of other passengers how she nearly missed
the bus anyway the bus pulled off & 5 mins it to the journey
She got up pulled her jeans & knickers down squatted down
& had a p***  I was just completely stunned

That's quite a good one, Vile but good haha I once saw a woman get off the bus (14) and leave her baby behind... great parenting skills :P

[nitromatt1]

Years ago on the 404 in Oldbury a woman who said she was
Up the duff got
On & sat towards the back of the bus (single decker) telling
me & a couple of other passengers how she nearly missed
the bus anyway the bus pulled off & 5 mins it to the journey
She got up pulled her jeans & knickers down squatted down
& had a p***  I was just completely stunned

That's quite a good one, Vile but good haha I once saw a woman get off the bus (14) and leave her baby behind... great parenting skills :P

You mean the route was 14 or the mum was 14?

[ilovetea4370]

Years ago on the 404 in Oldbury a woman who said she was
Up the duff got
On & sat towards the back of the bus (single decker) telling
me & a couple of other passengers how she nearly missed
the bus anyway the bus pulled off & 5 mins it to the journey
She got up pulled her jeans & knickers down squatted down
& had a p***  I was just completely stunned

That's quite a good one, Vile but good haha I once saw a woman get off the bus (14) and leave her baby behind... great parenting skills :P

You mean the route was 14 or the mum was 14?

The route 14! Although in Birmingham I guess either one was just as likely :P

[vinh1000]

The drunk man (same one) usuailly on 8A/8C :P