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  After I had gone 4 ends down at my local crown green match I got
   heckled mercifully from a by stander.... " When can we see your comeback
   Windy??? Ha..ha.   I told him if he wants to see MY comback he needs to
   ask his mother to spit it out next time I'm round his place.... >:(
     ......... don't heckle me mate :)

   Years ago on a visit to a farmer in essex... I accidentaly ran over
   their cockrell and killed it.... Obviously I sought to apologise to the
   farmers wife... " i'm sorry I have run over your cockrell and I would
   like to replace it"..." please yourself! she replied... "
  The hens are round the back... :o


Barry Cryer r.i.p

  Me and the Missus are always ready to try something new between
  the sheets.... When we heard about the '71' position  we were keen to
  give it a try.  Unfortunately this '71' position was just a normal '69'..
  ..with two fingers up your arse >:(   What a bummer... >:( >:(

 My mate has a list of all the things he wants to do before he dies...which he refers to as his 'Bucket' list...
  ....I had to explain to him that I also have a similar list....
...  All the things I have never done,never likely to,and never will in a million years!..
  I call it my 'Fuckit' list. :)

  The midlands news on tuesday night announced there were to be
   another 130? New (Electric) buses earmarked for Coventry sometime
   in the next 18 months apparently. (All Deckers)    Does Coventry
    currently OWN 130 Doubles?   ? :-\

   A grand OLD title?... So Prince andrew has been stripped of his royal
   patronages but Still keeps his title 'the Duke of York'?
' well... he should be safe from his female accuser(s)
     as the last I heard he had 10,000 men :)..     I expect they
   got sick of marching up and down.... >:(

   My National (concessionary) bus pass was issued within 5 days of
   having applied for it before christmas. I didn't realise it was so easy to do.. 
    They don't appear to change the original photo

   I saw one 'bombing' down the walsall road recently... :).

  Q   Is there any possibility that in the event of these H vehicles deemed
  to be unsuitable for short distances is there/will there ever be an option
   to remove all H equpment and resort to the present E engine ? and is it
   possible to use/reuse chips from older vehicles when they are
  withdrawn??

 Back in the early 60's a priest attended an Irish school RE class in Dublin. 
He asked the young Ryan Murphy . 'who pulled down the walls of jericho??
  ."  it wasn't me Father!..He replied.. The priest later told his teacher that
when  the young Murphy lad was asked the question he replied 'Not me!..
  the Teacher replied..'  I v'e known the murphy family for 40 years.. "If he
  said it wasn't him... He didn't do it!..  :o

   3 a day?  ..can someone tell me which service(s) they propose to
be in use on?    and are there any additional safety features in the event of a
collision?..I wonder.. ???

I have to agree with my Mrs, we need to compromise due to inflation
  but having to use  both sides of the bog roll is a bit much >:(

   No doubt the potential Tyre damage from track debris would have
anticipated the safety vehicle...But I need to assure myself this is    
  (or was )a joke page.?....so the difference between a
    risky F1 circuit and a risque Nymphomaniac??? Simple'? 
     One Knackers your tyres.... the  other  T...  your  Kn.....s :)

 Nice concept . There should have been a penalty for changing tyres while the safety car is on the circuit? thus allowing verstappen to catch u.  if hamiliton had done the same and the safety car pulled off the circuit he would have lost his place. Verstappen should have been given a 4 second penalty. IN ADDITION There should have  been an enquiry into the circumstances of the accident.?.. it could easily have been a deliberate ploy to slow the race
to verstappens advantage. The entire business stinks i'm not a F1 fan and never have been but clearly there needs to be some rule changes in the future....

My Local travelcard is due to expire in mid january  do I need to approach
WMT or some other advisory/local authority to get a renewal? Do I need to hand in my old card?/     thanks