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   On my last visit to my local Greek restaurant I asked how long it would take
   to cook my favourite kalimari. (Octopus) ? the waiter replied  " About 3 Hours.... 
   surprised, I asked him why it took so long?.." to make sure they are fresh
   we need to cook them while they are still alive"... Unfortunately they keep
   turning the f*** ing gas off  when we are not looking..... 
  

Tram 47 is now in service

I believe tram 48 is also in service

https://bustimes.org/operators/national-express-west-midlands

https://bustimes.org/operators/national-express-coventry

Thanks Stu  Unfortunately  neither of these two options give me any individual Veh tracking information/?just service /route numbers   ???

 I seem to keep losing the relevant fleet tracking page for some reason the Coventry tracker appears to be fine..no problem but I cant find the link for the  Hydrogen fleet on the 51 service for some reason I can see that the majority of vehs on this service are NON  H series If there are as few as 5-6 H buses on this route (weekdays) are they generally
 a different set each day? or just a random choice?  Thanks

is EO 58 on loan to Walsall by any chance?   it was scheduled for use on the 997 route 
on the 30th?

Thanks for the info 

 Are there any new CV (EO operated) services that are NOT Scheduled to pass /through pool meadow or turn left /right at the motor museum/ sainsbury intersection?
   thanks.....

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over and is currently in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round

My local VD germ got run over by a bus too.... as he rightly said before he died...
   " I'm a goner here...."

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over and is currently in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round

A friend of mine got hit by a bus and spent 3 weeks in hospital in a neck brace...
 My hospital radio music choice...♫ Looking back...♫ over my shoulder ♫..  maybe wasn't the best choice.....

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over and is currently in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round

A music teacher got the sack for teaching a similar version...... the  Mus***s on the bus
   go bang bang bang was considered inappropriate..........

When a Falklands war officer suffered serious head injuries he lost both his
 balance and his right Ear. After his initial surgery he was later offered pioneering
 reconstructive technology with a prosthesis developed from a Pigs ear. 
 After a successful operation he was approached by a medical journalist
 and asked for his approval. The guy replied " My Hearing and reception would
 have been 100% had it not been for the Crackling on one side".......
 

When my father flew over France in the war his co pilot caught a bullet in the face and he lost his tongue,, my father said he never talked about it............

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"   This was one of Bernard manning best joke lines told at a police ball 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Posted before I think some time ago

 Good to see I'm not the first!!.The screen/vocal info (normally available behind the stairs) was out of service for the first 20 minutes and gave me no information Consequently I had no idea where I had been /where I was/or where I was heading. After ten minutes I assumed there must have been a bomb scare at solihull station and passengers diverted to olton/dorridge?..Maybe There was a choice of movie../drinks trolley after half an hour?. ..Nah
..The current traffic chaos (AKA Digbeth) only made things worse.. 

 When a Falklands war officer suffered serious head injuries he lost both his
 balance and his right Ear. After his initial surgery he was later offered pioneering
 reconstructive technology with a prosthesis developed from a Pigs ear.   
 After a successful operation he was approached by a medical journalist
 and asked for his approval. The guy replied " My Hearing and reception would
 have been 100% had it not been for the Crackling on one side".......