Amazing news

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According to a leaflet through our door today,a new EU directive is banning any branding and naming of buses.
Buses in Birmingham are to be painted into a dignified dark blue and primrose livery and all dents,scratches and scuff marks repaired immediately.
All residents of Cannock will be required to fall on their knees,facing Sunderland,and chant a prayer of thanks to the great god Arriva,praising their wonderful vehicle allocating and their plentiful supply of new buses.
In sport,it is announced that Aston Villa have signed Ronaldo,Messi and Suarez,and appointed Pep Guardiola as thir new Manager.
A North Korean trillionaire  has bought Birmingham City and says he will loan them 50 quid if he has time to write the cheque before being beheaded by Kim Jong Un .
To solve the linguistic problems of the Pepe Mel era the new West Bromwich Albion coach will be fluent in Martian and Outer Mongolian though his English is a little rusty.
Wolves win the championship with 138 points........a club spokesman says ..now we are back to where we would have been if we had never sacked Mick McCarthy in the first place.

Then I woke up..."..........drat.

[nitromatt1]

Well, the first one would be a blessing!