West Midlands Bus Alliance Launched

[JoNi]

Transport Focus want to take a more positive role as leaders of the West Midlands Bus Alliance by ensuring compliance with excellent standards of service. Their leader will make a 10p donation to charity for every failure to achieve these.

A selection of standards include 10p for
Each passenger unable step onto the bus from the pavement
Each passenger who has to stand on a bus
Each instance where a bus is impeded by an illegally parked car
Each journey operated by a bus branded for another route
Per day for defective destination display
Per route for timetable missing from information point.
Per day for missing/defective USB ports.

Initiative undertaken after realising their annual bus survey is fundamentally flawed because it counts those willing to do a survey on a journey and theres only a 15% return rate.

[the trainbasher]

Transport Focus want to take a more positive role as leaders of the West Midlands Bus Alliance by ensuring compliance with excellent standards of service. Their leader will make a 10p donation to charity for every failure to achieve these.

A selection of standards include 10p for
Each passenger unable step onto the bus from the pavement
Each passenger who has to stand on a bus
Each instance where a bus is impeded by an illegally parked car
Each journey operated by a bus branded for another route
Per day for defective destination display
Per route for timetable missing from information point.
Per day for missing/defective USB ports.

Initiative undertaken after realising their annual bus survey is fundamentally flawed because it counts those willing to do a survey on a journey and theres only a 15% return rate.

He'd go bankrupt by the end of the day!!

[Solo1]

Whats today think it's a wind up