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 In line with current covid restrictions a welsh Supermarket has refused
  to sell a sanitary product from their non essential Aisle!... which is very
   unfair..As Jamrags are usually available in the Robertson's Aisle   :)

 When I bought my Mrs her first car (A Fiesta) I explained to her everything she needed to do to keep the car topped up, like checking the Fluid levels etc.
  When the car didn't start one morning she asked me Why?... I said.." Shit
   in the carburettor".."oh she said..." How often Do I have to do that??? :'(

    We have been regular visitors to Spain in the past.and often took full
   advantage of duty free's. My Neighbour asked me to bring him back 400
   Fags....When we got home he said...
     'How much do I owe you? I said £250.  He said'£250!... Where did
      you go?...I said   Torquay' ;D

  After my Mrs had a bath I fancied some nooky..She said leave it out... I'm
   all clean for my appointment with the Gynecologist in the morning!
     ...I said ..err.. you don't have a dental appointment as well?.... ;)

  I read that the chinese medics have finally found the guy responsible
   for this Covid virus in Yuhan...Mr R Chu....  bless him....... >:(

 There was a time I would cough to hide my fart....!   now I have to fart
    to hide my cough... >:(

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 Agreed... The ref was spanish I believe?... Off topic..If You are looking for
    Car insurance you could do worse than getting a quote from GA.
   (General Accident) are a Respectable (on line) UK broker. If you accept a
   quote  and enter the code M42XK9  you will get a £50 M&S voucher after 
  .6 weeks .I only paid £300 for a fully comp policy with 10yr NCB and an
   RAC Breakdown policy worth £38 included in the price...give them a ring..

  My Irish neighbour had been a Unicef supporter for many years and went
  to the aid of the starving people of the african congo. He must have
  proved very popular as they Ate him...... >:(  Still ,I expect they were
  thankfull for small Murphys... :'(   I see Lenny Henrys (Ex) Mrs has been over there recently on an (educational)? trip.. The somali's could see what a woman
   on 6 meals a day looks like..... :) 

 I noticed that the two ex dundee short wheelbase buses which were in
   reserve at wolves? (729/730) appear to have been transferred to pensnett
     are they both in service at PN or temp store? thanks

 I'm begining to wonder why we keep a dog... He spends so much time
  chasing people on a bike.. My Mrs said its time we took it off him..... >:(

  ... I followed a car for 12 miles in thick fog on a Motorway..when The guy
       suddenly stopped without warning and I ran into the back of his car..
      I opened my door to ask the guy what he was playing at...?
      He said what the F*** are you doing in my Garage??? :-[ :-[

 I remember driving through the scottish hills at high speed when I got
  stopped by police. The officer said " What if Mr Fog comes down?.
  I thought that was sarcastic...I said If "Mr Fog" comes down I will take 'Mr
Foot' off the gas and put it on 'Mr Brake'.   The copper said.NO....
                MIST or fog........ :-[   I wish they'd speak english.... >:(

 I  see the air investigators on the MH370 case have finally found the Wings...
   they are now looking for the Wongs...the Chans..and the Mings.... :(

  My neighbour has always been bone idle and a compulsive Alcoholic .
   He often lost his job when caught drinking in the workplace.
   After He vowed to change his ways he hasn't touched a Job for 10 years! >:(

   As a very young scout in the early 60's looking for my first 'bob a job'
    I offered to wash my neighbours roller for him before he set off for his
   usual week end round of golf.  He was obviously pleased with my
    efforts and offered to pay me 2/6d.!  As he sorted through a
    handfull of change I noticed he had a small wooden pin.." Whats that?
    I asked politely... " Oh' he said.."thats what you rest your balls on before
    you drive off"... amazing! I said..Rolls Royce think of everything!  :o