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 I think it was a young David Hockney who once said (on his first
 visit to the cinema).. "the guy sat next to me leaned ascross and put
 his hand on my cock!..... Iv'e been in love with the cinema ever since....

I'd risk a couple of quid on seeing the first of them in service before H1001-H1020 return, but I'm not a betting man!

I wouldn't put money on it... I might have a few quid of yours! It answers my other question too... ie when will we see the H buses back on the road? Is there a major problem or just logistics?

   Will coventry be likely to get any of their  E buses  as promised anytime this year ???

Way back in the 50's it was not uncommon to find music hall entertainment in the form of a monologue(s)  often accompanied by a series of hand gestures. One most notable example was the title' Theres a little yellow idol to the north of katmandu...(the tale of 'mad' carew)
 
Unfortunately the narrative would often be 'parodied' for amusement
and had many alternatives where you would simply insert your own verse.
as Indeed I have done.....
 
  There's a stinking gents urinal,(platform 7 @ waterloo)
 and another one for ladies close by too...
 Where a soldier..(Broken hearted) paid 10p and only farted
 aren't you glad that realy wasn't you...?

Iv'e had a piss in Turkey,and a crap in bangalore
Iv'e sat on cold ceramics with one foot on the door...
but confronted by the sight of other peoples shite
and their mis-directed piss all on the floor
when your shit hole doesn't flush and (unless your'e in a rush)                                           you wouldn't want to 'go' there  thats for sure!!

  Many thanks for the info is there any particular reason for their
  absence?  I'm guessing there may not be enough covid free
  drivers familiar with the design?

 Incidentally, Despite having THREE covid jabs I still caught
a relativly mild covid related virus a few weeks ago.... I had a variety of symptoms...lack of sleep/..or bowel movements...
... a high temperature/ shaking /loss of appetite for two or three days but mainly coughing/phlegm I kept taking paracetamol and beechams remedies but I was never in any pain and  it all cleared up within 8 days so make sure you wear a mask in public !.... 
 

    I notice most if not all of the hydrogen vehicles appear to
    have no operating date(s) beyond febuary in the service lists?
     presumably there are no fixed services on a daily basis?
        so no tracking facility available ?

    When Two Ukranian checkpoint guards were controlling the recent
    curfew anyone on the street after midnight were likely to be shot.
   When a guy passed the checkpoint on his bike at 11.55pm one of the
   guards shot him.   Its only 11.55pm??  said his mate...Why have you
    shot him ? ." easy" said his mate...I know where the guy lives...
   ..He wouldn't have made it back before 12... >:(

  After I had gone 4 ends down at my local crown green match I got
   heckled mercifully from a by stander.... " When can we see your comeback
   Windy??? Ha..ha.   I told him if he wants to see MY comback he needs to
   ask his mother to spit it out next time I'm round his place.... >:(
     ......... don't heckle me mate :)

   Years ago on a visit to a farmer in essex... I accidentaly ran over
   their cockrell and killed it.... Obviously I sought to apologise to the
   farmers wife... " i'm sorry I have run over your cockrell and I would
   like to replace it"..." please yourself! she replied... "
  The hens are round the back... :o


Barry Cryer r.i.p

  Me and the Missus are always ready to try something new between
  the sheets.... When we heard about the '71' position  we were keen to
  give it a try.  Unfortunately this '71' position was just a normal '69'..
  ..with two fingers up your arse >:(   What a bummer... >:( >:(

 My mate has a list of all the things he wants to do before he dies...which he refers to as his 'Bucket' list...
  ....I had to explain to him that I also have a similar list....
...  All the things I have never done,never likely to,and never will in a million years!..
  I call it my 'Fuckit' list. :)

  The midlands news on tuesday night announced there were to be
   another 130? New (Electric) buses earmarked for Coventry sometime
   in the next 18 months apparently. (All Deckers)    Does Coventry
    currently OWN 130 Doubles?   ? :-\

   A grand OLD title?... So Prince andrew has been stripped of his royal
   patronages but Still keeps his title 'the Duke of York'?
' well... he should be safe from his female accuser(s)
     as the last I heard he had 10,000 men :)..     I expect they
   got sick of marching up and down.... >:(

   My National (concessionary) bus pass was issued within 5 days of
   having applied for it before christmas. I didn't realise it was so easy to do.. 
    They don't appear to change the original photo

   I saw one 'bombing' down the walsall road recently... :).