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  My Mate has always been a compulsive gambler...( Which my Mrs doesn't approve of)...but when we heard he had lost his wife recently we naturaly offered our sincere condolences. On his recent vist we asked him how
  he lost his wfe at such a young age???   Well..he replied.. I only had a
  pair of tens...the other guy had a straight... :o :o :o

  Living in south london as a youngster there were many local areas
  known as hills...eg denmark..herne.. primrose ..tulse..ect... When a
  member of my class arrived late for our first lesson the Teacher asked..
    Why are you late?.. Where have you been??... 'Ive been up
   primrose hill miss...a short time later another boy arrived late and he
too was asked the same question.. 'where have you been?... Again the
  boy replied 'Up primrose hill miss... followed by the arrival of a  10yr
  old girl...'I suppose YOU have been up primrose hill too? the Teacher asked..
  NO miss...the girl replied.... I AM Primrose Hill!! :o :o

   Apparently the word 'bollocks' has been used for many centuries...
  I heard the hebrew equivalent had been noted in the Bilble on several
   occasions.... more likely joseph in his reply to his Mrs when she told him
she was pregnant by a ghost.... :o :o

Are these new Hydro buses running without fleet numbers? as Tonys photos
of veh H001-4 appear to be un-numbered..at least not where you usually expect to see them.

Was on 7525 on the X20 earlier heading from University towards Birmingham City Centre and as it crossed the bus gate at George Road, there was a NXWM Hydrogen Streetdeck (H1001) waiting for 7525 to cross the bus gate at the lights on the ring road heading towards Five Ways Island.
Where is it going?

Q how did you identify the vehicle   none of the firat 4 appear to have fleet numbers  judging by tonys images  ?/ pres the reg plate I imagine?

Walsall

Thanks  so all 20 will be allocated to walsall?  Pres for the X51 service?

  Hi Guys can anyone tell me if the new Hydrogen  H series are destined
   for perry barr?  or central?   I had thought that central garage might
   have been due for modernisation?....  Also tonys photos appear to
  show there are no fleet Numbers on the side?...is this a temp measure
or permanent?

   I heard the lexicographer Susie Dent likes to retire with a dictionary
   and enjoys a good flick before bedtime.... a bit like your MUM
    when reading 50 shades of grey.... :o    Personally I cant see the
    attraction of a Dulux paint chart??.......... :)

  Yes it had occurred to me that the tile hill station option may prove to be nearer but as I am obviously unfamiliar with the local bus options or
  even in which direction I should best stick to the pool meadow dep
   Hopefully I will only need to use the service once  thanks for the advice

   Yes it was so simple But not so obvious unfortunately! Many thanks
     I have since been able to find apps for LNER and Scotrail  Only problem
  I found was Unlike the Apps for realtime on a PC where you can simply
   enter the Vehicle/unit you are looking for and you get both the Next service
   the unit is booked for AND also get a very realistic picture to go with it.!
   The app on the smartphone will  give information if you have chosen the 
   right page that is, but I cant get images of the train set? maybe they are
     not ..permitted.... I'll keep trying
   

    I can't believe how fashion conscious some older women can be
     My sister in law has now refused her colostomy op as she can't
     get shoes to match the bag!.... ??? ???

  thanks for the info    ...can I get that service from the city centre?
   

   
I'd swear my Mrs was born with Britain s biggest minge :o I had never had
reason to question her fidelity, but On a recent 'swift' withdrawal finding a
grubby little condom stuck on the end of my tool came as a surprise!   
   as I swear I had not put one on when I went in!  mmm :-\....
  On her last visit to the clinic for a D&C I took the opportunity to ask her
  Gynaecologist if she spotted anything Unusual?... 'Well' she replied..
   apart from Lord Lucan riding Shergar there was nothing I hadn't
  seen before....  ??? ???

HI guys  Can anyone help me out with a bus service number to get me from
  pool meadow/rail station to the tool hire shop on Nod Rise which is off broad lane I have looked on google maps but I can't read the bus service numbers!

  Many thanks for your help    windy

   Many years ago my then 8 year old grandson asked me the age old question..
    " Granddad.. " where do we get babies from???   'The Stork Brings them!
   I replied confidently..... mmm he said..'So...Who fuks the Stork??? :o