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   3 a day?  ..can someone tell me which service(s) they propose to
be in use on?    and are there any additional safety features in the event of a
collision?..I wonder.. ???

I have to agree with my Mrs, we need to compromise due to inflation
  but having to use  both sides of the bog roll is a bit much >:(

   No doubt the potential Tyre damage from track debris would have
anticipated the safety vehicle...But I need to assure myself this is    
  (or was )a joke page.?....so the difference between a
    risky F1 circuit and a risque Nymphomaniac??? Simple'? 
     One Knackers your tyres.... the  other  T...  your  Kn.....s :)

 Nice concept . There should have been a penalty for changing tyres while the safety car is on the circuit? thus allowing verstappen to catch u.  if hamiliton had done the same and the safety car pulled off the circuit he would have lost his place. Verstappen should have been given a 4 second penalty. IN ADDITION There should have  been an enquiry into the circumstances of the accident.?.. it could easily have been a deliberate ploy to slow the race
to verstappens advantage. The entire business stinks i'm not a F1 fan and never have been but clearly there needs to be some rule changes in the future....

My Local travelcard is due to expire in mid january  do I need to approach
WMT or some other advisory/local authority to get a renewal? Do I need to hand in my old card?/     thanks

   I see there has been more talk on TV recently about this strange 'Bermuda Triangle' phenomenon where numerous planes and vessels seemingly
disappear without trace ??. I refuse to wear Bermuda shorts now in case
   my knob disappears..... >:(
   
   

  I heard a similar story in Dublin where three brothers got totally bladdered
   on a night out and had no money for a taxi,, The eldest brother,(Patrick)
   Suggested that Seamus waited while he and Murphy went off to steal
  a bus from their local garage to get them home. To his surprise his two brothers turned up in a Double Decker Bus!
" why did you choose a Double Deck bus? ? Asked Seamus..
  ..     A single Deck  would have been ok!...  'Ah'royt  said Patrick..I would
  have but Murphy wanted a smoke... :).

   With reports of rape and assault in the news recently there will no doubt
   be many sex offenders attending police stations this week end....
          ...to start their shift... >:( >:(

   With the Villa team losing 5 matches in a row I hear they are signing
   two new chinese players next week?... weiwun wunce and aywun sin...

   Back in the late sixties we learnt a few home truths back in coseley!..
    eg. "if yow work ard and do yo best..you'll get the sack. (like all the rest.)!..
      But if you lark and f#*k about yow'l live to see the job royt aht!.
  .  . it dow pay to do the lot..cos when yam gone yow'l be forgot...
     and on your tombstone, (neatly lacqured)  will be three words...
                                 I'm Bleedin Knackered! >:( >:(
             
           

You still have to tax them as such, but the cost is zero.

many low powered cars with clean emmissions are free from tax these days..
I bought a 1200cc Ford Fiesta Ecoboost on a 17 plate   back in August. I had no idea there was no road tax actually payable  ...a pleasant surprise!
   I got a good deal from my local Ford dealer having been offered
over £1700 for a 10 yr old PX with only 42K  on both cars.. Its avge is 43mpg     
mixed urban and 48+ on distance  @65mph   The only
  'irritation' I have found is the fuel filler tube has a sharp bend...
    ..the pump has to be in contact with the filler tube at exactly the correct angle and you need to be patient otherwise the pump will throw fuel back at you...or on the deck.. otherwise a very nice comfortable little motor very pleased so far.
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  Apparently Prince Charles is an honory president of the magic circle?
  thanks to his ability to make his balls dissapear? .. I suspect the late
Diana would have had a similar thought... Maybe her Maj might like
  to employ his magic to make his brother dissapear? :o

    One Carol should be popular in Essex this christmas,,,
    (Once)........        In 'Royal' Davids City...     R.I.P Dave   :'(

I believe another member of the intrepid Campbell family is/will be
  attempting the world water speed record in a new vehicle after his late
fathers tragic misfortune on coniston water many years ago......it would
appear that although he (Donald) was travelling at over 200mph
  unfortunately you need to be IN the boat at the time....Hence the old
adage.. "Whats brown and skims across the water at 200mph??....ans?
  Donald Campbells underpants! :)....Did they find the body?... maybe not..
  at that speed it probably still going..... :) :)

   I notice that the new Hydrogen series all appear to have no clearly
  visible fleet numbers ?  at least not in the usual positions?  is there a
  any particular reason ?   thanks.