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I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over and is currently in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round

My local VD germ got run over by a bus too.... as he rightly said before he died...
   " I'm a goner here...."

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over and is currently in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round

A friend of mine got hit by a bus and spent 3 weeks in hospital in a neck brace...
 My hospital radio music choice...♫ Looking back...♫ over my shoulder ♫..  maybe wasn't the best choice.....

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine who was run over and is currently in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round

A music teacher got the sack for teaching a similar version...... the  Mus***s on the bus
   go bang bang bang was considered inappropriate..........

When a Falklands war officer suffered serious head injuries he lost both his
 balance and his right Ear. After his initial surgery he was later offered pioneering
 reconstructive technology with a prosthesis developed from a Pigs ear. 
 After a successful operation he was approached by a medical journalist
 and asked for his approval. The guy replied " My Hearing and reception would
 have been 100% had it not been for the Crackling on one side".......
 

When my father flew over France in the war his co pilot caught a bullet in the face and he lost his tongue,, my father said he never talked about it............

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"   This was one of Bernard manning best joke lines told at a police ball 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Posted before I think some time ago

 Good to see I'm not the first!!.The screen/vocal info (normally available behind the stairs) was out of service for the first 20 minutes and gave me no information Consequently I had no idea where I had been /where I was/or where I was heading. After ten minutes I assumed there must have been a bomb scare at solihull station and passengers diverted to olton/dorridge?..Maybe There was a choice of movie../drinks trolley after half an hour?. ..Nah
..The current traffic chaos (AKA Digbeth) only made things worse.. 

 When a Falklands war officer suffered serious head injuries he lost both his
 balance and his right Ear. After his initial surgery he was later offered pioneering
 reconstructive technology with a prosthesis developed from a Pigs ear.   
 After a successful operation he was approached by a medical journalist
 and asked for his approval. The guy replied " My Hearing and reception would
 have been 100% had it not been for the Crackling on one side"....... 
  

[wrong]

 Q: How long is the journey from John Lewis (Sol) to Solihull Rail station?  4 mins?
 NOT if you jump on the wrong bus by mistake(5)like I did today!!(Thurs) (bus pass)  
 I  had a wonderfully scenic trip (in the dark) via Bentley Heath/ Monkspath/ Cranmore//Shirley/Cole bank/Wake green/Sarehole /Yardley wood Rd (where the relief (AG) driver arrived 8 mins late)!!!at which point I was beginning to wonder if I'd put the cat out before I left home?. then continued in the care of a (European)? employee via Sparkhill /Sparkbrook/~/Digbeth /Moor st. HOORAY!!! Should've gone to specsavers    

For the blind to see the bus coming

Karl My Father would have appreciated that noise...(quote) " these electrics
  are so quiet you cant here them coming"... he said as he crossed the road.....his last words?
   ///Shit###a Bu...Ahhhhhhh

  I have noticed the tracking info for Coventry buses on line appears to show E  058
  as working a walsall service  (997) on Saturday ( 7th Jan) is this a temp loan? 

 Is the bus  fleet number tracking facility available for the new EO series from 035 to 90 ?
  The present tracker page doesnt appear to include any new EO Coventry buses

 Thanks Gareth    I assume the figure '052' does not appear on the vehicle?  

Had a couple of hours to spare in/around pool meadow today (Wednesday)
Noted EO 36 40 43 44 45 46 47 48 51 53 54 56 60 61 62 63 65 66 67 
 069 70 72 75 80 81 82 83 86 90 106   all in service.  AND the Royal 
 appointment  E 1952R .... nice touch but does it carry a fleet No???

  Is/was this likely to be repeated on a daily service or a temp measure?