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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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MW

Quote from: windy miller on June 07, 2013, 09:50:25 PM
There is a nationaly known brand of toiletry called "wash and go".... there is a similar type of product only available in the Birmingham B11 area... its called "Go and Wash..... ::)

I don't get it lol

windy miller

#166
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

ilovetea4370

#167
Quote from: windy miller on June 09, 2013, 05:42:15 PM
These two Gay gentlemen were on their way to a sperm bank in London....unfortunately One missed the tube and the other came on the bus... :o :o :)

Talk about being caught in a "Sticky Situation" ;)

windy miller

#168
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windy miller

#169
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windy miller

Due to flight delays and more bad weather last year,I chose to stop overnight at a small hotel near Staines. While chatting to an attractive receptionist it was clear that the hotel was frequented by several female 'escorts' ;)...When I later found a 'female dominatrix' calling card in my room I rang the Number. "And what can I do for you Sir?..said a young girl..."I'll have the full house!" I said...The whip,Mask,gag and handcuffs.... And I need you to talk Dirty!
The girl replied."I'll do my best for you!.But if you want an outside line you need to press 9 first... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liverpool Street

Quote from: windy miller on June 13, 2013, 02:47:47 PM
Due to flight delays and more bad weather last year,I chose to stop overnight at a small hotel near Staines. While chatting to an attractive receptionist it was clear that the hotel was frequented by several female 'escorts' ;)...When I later found a 'female dominatrix' calling card in my room I rang the Number. "And what can I do for you Sir?..said a young girl..."I'll have the full house!" I said...The whip,Mask,gag and handcuffs.... And I need you to talk Dirty!
The girl replied."I'll do my best for you!.But if you want an outside line you need to press 9 first... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;D ;D


Hahhahaha!!!
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

windy miller

#172
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Mind the Gap.....?:-)

ilovetea4370

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Trident 4609

Quote from: trident4370 on June 22, 2013, 01:27:43 PM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Oldest joke in the book. Still funny though ;)

Liverpool Street

Quote from: Trident 4609 on June 22, 2013, 04:08:05 PM
Quote from: trident4370 on June 22, 2013, 01:27:43 PM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Oldest joke in the book. Still funny though ;)

Technically speaking it was:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

Ashley 4569

me and my mrs tried some roll-play last night..... she got her baps out and i ended up with a large baguette :D :P ;)

Liverpool Street

Quote from: windy miller on June 28, 2013, 03:24:40 PM
As with many church services our local vicar would pass a collection plate amongst his congregation to help pay for the choir/organist. On one occasion an elderly woman Unexpectedly Farted and was clearly audible to everyone and almost loud enough to wake the dead!..She said to the vicar.."Sorry, I think I have very very quietly broken wind. The vicar replied "don't apologise madam...just get some new batteries in your Hearing Aid!. :o ;D

Why's it always in a church? You wouldn't dare take the piss out of Muslims would you?
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

windy miller

Mind the Gap.....?:-)


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