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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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windy miller

Quote from: Liam on December 27, 2015, 07:01:09 PM
Number 30...   "pull it... it might turn on"


so when did you meet my Mrs?????
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

windy miller

..Maybe I should shower more often!..  As my Mrs is currently suffering from a chronic case of Tinsel-itis :) I bought her something special this Christmas.... Flavoured condoms.   She said " MMmmm!...That's different! Stinking bishop cheese and Garlic flavour?.. I said thanks >:( I haven't put one on yet!! >:( >:(
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liverpool Street

... still no buses ...

Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

Stuharris 6360

Guy goes to the doctors and says,

"Doctor i have a mince pie stuck in my ass"

"Don't worry" the Doctor replies "I have some cream for that"
Pensnett is my local garage. Favourite bus of all time is Fleetline 6360 (KON 360P).

windy miller

#529
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

BK63 YWP

http://cityfoxgroup.co.uk/bus-services/4590830790

The bus that runs on one day of the year route 65 New Years Day Only...
The Funny sounding Enviro 400

15 Wolverhampton to Merry Hill
15A Wolverhampton Merry Hill
16 Wolverhampton to Stourbridge

X10 Gornal Wood

Kiewii

Quote from: Chris on January 30, 2016, 11:56:56 PM
http://cityfoxgroup.co.uk/bus-services/4590830790

The bus that runs on one day of the year route 65 New Years Day Only...

And they have 20,000 employees! Incredible for just one bus route

NXWM Spectra


windy miller

#533
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liam

Quote from: windy miller on December 27, 2015, 07:46:43 PM

so when did you meet my Mrs?????

A few weeks back, we had a rendezvous behind Tesco's...

Liam


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"

windy miller

Quote from: Liam on January 31, 2016, 06:17:07 PM
A few weeks back, we had a rendezvous behind Tesco's...


       Yes I remember now did she find your teddy eventually?
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liverpool Street

Quote from: Liam on January 31, 2016, 06:17:49 PM
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"


Ha! Good one
Quote from: 2900
One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
Quote from: karl724223
until it cought fire

GeminiFan1991

This woman was with 4 bus drivers and they were "doing it". She sat their fairly unamused as the drivers did their business but she couldn't contain herself when they call came at once !
Please check out my Bus Photos @

https://www.flickr.com/photos/128406405@N06/

windy miller

#539
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

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