Avin a larf

[Liam]

@windy miller

If that is number 26, what is number 1???

[windy miller]

while making our annual 'Turkey shoot' to east Anglia yesterday I found myself listening to the popular Norfolk radio programme 'farming today'. In a conversation with a well known poultry farmer, when asked about the advantage in providing  a 'hard standing' for his caged hens the farmer replied: I can recommend it.. "if you want a good Lay you need a firm bottom"....... :) 

I couldn't agree more ....  ;)

[Liverpool Street]

while making our annual 'Turkey shoot' to east Anglia yesterday I found myself listening to the popular Norfolk radio programme 'farming today'. In a conversation with a well known poultry farmer, when asked about the advantage in providing  a 'hard standing' for his caged hens the farmer replied: I can recommend it.. "if you want a good Lay you need a firm bottom"....... :) 

I couldn't agree more ....  ;)

...still no buses

[windy miller]

M/t

[domino.99]

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/have-you-ever-wondered-why-bus-seats-are-designed-so-hideously-here-s-the-answer?tblrcrc

[windy miller]

   Things only my Mrs would say:  No26.  ... We need a longer dipstick.. This one doesn't reach the oil........ :'(

No. 27..... "Are you getting close???...My arm's getting tired........ ;) ;) :)

[Liverpool Street]

No. 27..... "Are you getting close???...My arm's getting tired........ ;) ;) :)

Hahahaha

[Liam]

FOR SALE:

Very damaged barometer

Fifty Quid, need a buyer. No Pressure.

[Liam]

Q: What is the difference between a Magician's wand and a Policeman's baton?

A: One is used for Cunning Stunts, the other is used for Stunning Cunts

;) :D :o

[GeminiFan1991]

Just been on bigbustycoons.com

Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.

[Liverpool Street]

Just been on bigbustycoons.com

Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.

That one got me ha ha ha

[Trident 4609]

what's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?..  One of them shoots but can't hit............ 8)

What's the difference between a librarian and diarrhoea? One's a Shushing Git....

[windy miller]

   Things only my Mrs would say:  No26.  ... We need a longer dipstick.. This one doesn't reach the oil........ :

[windy miller]

M/t

[Liam]

Number 30...   "pull it... it might turn on"