Avin a larf

[LiamthebusGuy]

Here were the sci-fi football scores:

R2D-2
C3P- NIL

[JoNi]

You wait for a great bus and 36 turn up at once.

https://www.flickr.com/gp/92409298@N06/4095Vh

Perhaps NX should put a notice like this on the side of their next batch of E200s..........

[the trainbasher]

Tesco have brought out a new food range for the 2015 Chinese New Year, the year of the goat.

Don't be surprised to find leftovers from the year of the horse.

[Ashley 60171]

Tesco have brought out a new food range for the 2015 Chinese New Year, the year of the goat.

Don't be surprised to find leftovers from the year of the horse.

Ill steer clear of the cheese ;)

[Alex]

Bad things to hear on a space flight:

Umm, Houston, i don't like cliches, but...

This is a passenger announcement, does anyone know how to speak Klingon?

Earlier, when i was in class, someone asked "Was 1066 the year we won the World Cup?". Mine (and everyone else's) reaction: laughter resulting in hitting our heads of the tables!

The last train i saw was an unscheduled arrival.... to be fair though, i was in TESCO at the time!!!



It turns out i have a medical condition that means i have to eat dirt three times a day to survive... lucky my brother told me, really...

My grandad can't do what he used to anymore, pity, he really loved bombing Japanese aircraft carriers

My other grandad never threw anything away. He died in the war...holding on to a hand grenade!

[Trident 4609]

The creater of throat lozenges has died

There will be no coffin at his funeral

[Alex]

I was on my 25 to school this morning and i overheard a conversation between 2 passengers:

Passenger 1: Do you think we should be in Iraq?

Passenger 2: I should bloody hope not, i only paid to get to Wednesfield!!

I literally burst out into laughter!!  :D

[Alex]

As i've been at a wedding in Blackpool/Poulton today, this excerpt came from the speech at the end:

''Jamie and Tanya have recently just brought an apartment, however i think it needs a bit of DIY, but don't worry, Jamie has told me that there will be a lot of screwing and banging going on!''

I nearly wet myself in laughter ;D

[JoNi]

https://www.flickr.com/gp/92409298@N06/RvmxA1

[JoNi]

Only saw it as it ran off empty to garage. When I saw it again it was in the sun but got lucky as it was stuck in traffic. Just a pity they don't have route numbers and destinations on the back in Bristol!

[windy miller]

A group of Black country UFO enthusiasts from Dudley claim to have had several conversations with Aliens recently.  "One Day we might be able to understand what the're saying!"... Said the Aliens... :) :) :)

[the trainbasher]

Had my copy of FIFA 16 delivered yesterday...Brown envelope job of course

[Tony]

Had my copy of FIFA 16 delivered yesterday...Brown envelope job of course

Did it come with a letter inside...

Dear purchaser
How much would it cost for you to send a letter to the FBI saying we didn't do it?
Signed
Sepp!

[Trident 4609]

http://www.latintimes.com/pulse/fifa-memes-best-jokes-and-images-corruption-scandal-319480


Some of these memes made me laugh! (Especially 'I can't believe its not blatter')

[the trainbasher]

I've been out all evening, have they announced yet whether Blatter has been re-elected?

Yes - he paid half the voting member to get in