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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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Stuharris 6360

The day in London begins at 04:30 and continues to 04:29 the following day, or that is at least how Oyster cards work, so presume Travelcards would work the same!!
Pensnett is my local garage. Favourite bus of all time is Fleetline 6360 (KON 360P).

Stuharris 6360

Police in South Africa have found evidence to prove that Oscar Pistorius didn't shoot Reeva Steenkamp....................
...

FOOTPRINTS!
Pensnett is my local garage. Favourite bus of all time is Fleetline 6360 (KON 360P).

Liverpool Street

Quote from: LiamthebusGuy on September 23, 2014, 08:23:52 AM
Quote from: Nathan on September 02, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
Quote from: windy miller on September 02, 2014, 02:00:54 AM
A  well known UK snack is now available in North Korea as a vegetarian option..... its called Not Poodle.... :o :) :)

Ha Ha ;D that made me chuckle ;)

I agree with Nathan

And the point of that post was....?

Quote from: LiamthebusGuy on September 23, 2014, 08:24:54 AM
Quote from: windy miller on September 12, 2014, 01:43:14 PM
My Mrs said that if she catches me downloading anymore porn sites she will bang my head against the keyboarkukyfcotyyyy999999(R^((^&TYIOR^(^$(365893%I(DETDYI($^thidyd

"AAARRRRGGGHHHH DUH DEH DAH *****"

I don't get it.


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Please don't post this crap. Worthwhile jokes and reactions only, please. You're a post away from me banning you. Your move.

Checkmate.
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One thing Daimler Mercedes Benz are good at is producing excellent Diesel engines, I do miss the sound of the 0405n for all its faults you couldn't knock that 12 litre engine.
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windy miller

#378
I have to agree I'm afraid.. I have been actively promoting this web site and (esp) the joke pages... :)  Tony has given us the option(s) to edit or remove our own posts? If a post is no longer appropriate, topical, irrelevant, or simply a comment in the wrong thread, may I suggest we remove the post(s) ourselves? :-\ :-\   
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

windy miller

#379
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

arrifirststage

What has happened to the joke section of the site..............everything now consists of obscenities or illiterate rubbish,are there no jokes without this contend anymore?

windy miller

Quote from: arrifirststage on September 25, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
What has happened to the joke section of the site..............everything now consists of obscenities or illiterate rubbish,are there no jokes without this contend anymore?



Arrif. The subject of literacy is often contentious... Tony had provided a 'spell check' option on the marquee some time ago for the benefit of people with difficulties, or maybe whose first language is not English?... I can only assume it was removed because the option was being ignored?... As for obscenities I'm afraid all too many of us are guilty :-[......when I was at medical school we were asked to arrange the anagram NPSEI to show a vital part of the anatomy at its best when erect?... those of us who put SPINE went on to UNI... the rest of us are still posting jokes on websites...... 8) :) :) :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Alex

Here are some call centre conversations:

Caller: I've been ringing 0800 2100 for 2 days now, and i can't get through to Enquiries. Can you help?
Operator: Umm, where did you get the number from
Caller: It's on the door to the Travel Centre. Why?
Operator: Those are our opening hours


A caller rings up to find a Knitwear factory in Woven...

Operator: Woven, where's that? Sir are you sure?
Caller: That's what it says in my jumper; Woven in Scotland

Not a call centre conversation, but still..

My girlfriend and i were out in the park when a guy came up and flashed her. My girlfriend, overreacting, called out ''RAPE!!!!''. I called out after, ''Don't give him any ideas!!!''

Yeah i know they're terrible but still, could be worse
Hypocrites are like flares... a right pain if one goes near you, and really annoying to get rid of...

My YouTube channel: Alex Jones

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXjxo69BfENu3fiWuzCNYyg

windy miller

.......Just thought I'd let you know.. I'm in casualty!...turns out this Dyson Ball cleaner wasn't what I thought it was :o :o :o :o
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

windy miller

Good Samaritan?. ;)   As I walked across the cliff tops near Brighton I met an attractive young woman determined to commit suicide and there was nothing I could say to stop her. Faced with a 100ft fall to her death I needed to think fast. I dropped my shorts and suggested she might like an alternative 'Jump' instead. "Certainly not!. she replied, You dirty B****rd!..  Fair enough! I said, as I waved my Todger...I'll Just wait at the bottom then.... I'm not fussed 8)


she didn't jump :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Wumpty

Quote from: windy miller on October 12, 2014, 04:41:47 AM
Some of these 'Alternative' XXX  film titles are available to buy at your local cinema:
1) Schindlers fist
2) Sperms of Endearment
3) Shaving Ryans privates
4) The Davinci Load
5) Star Whores
6) Brideshead re-Fisted :o :o :o :) :)

I've heard Throbbin Hood is worth a look!
Autofare 3 - the ticket that laughs in the face of contactless!

Trident 4609

Quote from: windy miller on October 12, 2014, 02:46:40 PM
A few of my own maybe?....Jizzing miss daisy?  or maybe The porn ultimatum or possibly "one screw over the cookers best... :o :o :o :o ;)

Or Oliver Fist?


"Please Sir, Can i have a little bit less" ;)

domino.99

What about Willy Wanker and the tissue factory

the trainbasher

#388
Fanny Girl
The breast offer
The Mortal Instruments: City of Boners
One erection: This Is Us
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Rainbow **cks


All opinions and onions mentioned on here are mine and not those of any employer, current, past, present or future, or presented as fact, unless I prove it otherwise.

windy miller

#389
 T/b.. Are these all 'Box office' titles? or DVD's? .. The problem with so many DVD titles is that unless you have, (or had) shares in Blockbusters ™ :) it can be difficult to appreciate the original titles.   ,eg  Raiders of the lost Ar*e, Breast side story or Boldfinger ect would be instantly recognisable.   ps. thanks to everyone who has contributed to these pages, (Good or bad) :)  with the hit counter now in excess of 30k lets hope it gets better ??? :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

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