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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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Trident 4609

#450
May 29, 2015, 09:39:40 PM
A flying insect flew into my kitchen then exploded infront of me!

Think it was a Jihadi Long Legs!

the trainbasher

#451
May 29, 2015, 09:43:11 PM
New Fifa16 cover...



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the trainbasher

#452
May 29, 2015, 09:44:38 PM
Went to the bookies to place a bet on Aston Villa to win against Arsenal.

They said that if they do, I'll get the keys to the shop!


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the trainbasher

#453
May 30, 2015, 04:30:28 PM
Sepp Blatter: I am convinced that FIFA and it's voting system is not corrupt.

I hope you will join me in welcoming our new members of the ethics committee: Mr Mugabe and Mr Gaddafi.


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domino.99

#454
May 30, 2015, 06:56:40 PM
Heres a joke, Aston Villa Winning The FA Cup

Tony

#455
May 30, 2015, 07:06:15 PM
This thread was locked because of stupidity appearing on it regularly. Windy Miller asked me to unlock he so he could post his jokes again and all we get is silly comments about football preferences.

It is for Jokes!

It is not for anything else

the trainbasher

#456
May 30, 2015, 07:17:51 PM
A South Wales bus company says it will withdraw an advertising campaign which shows an attractive semi-naked woman on the back of buses holding a billboard which reads: "Ride me all day for £3".

Local prostitutes complained the advert was misleading as it depicted an unrealistic level of attractiveness and undercut their price by 25%


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the trainbasher

#457
May 30, 2015, 07:20:50 PM
Wonga have announced a £37m loss. What they need is a quick loan, where they don't bother with background checks then charge extortionate interest when they struggle to pay it back. Wonder where they could get that?


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domino.99

#458
May 30, 2015, 07:30:22 PM
Probably already known by a lot of you but here goes, more of a limerick than joke.

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a whopper so cut it with a chopper and now it's only two foot four.

the trainbasher

#459
May 31, 2015, 12:14:10 AM
So rumours are Atomic Kitten will represent the UK at next year's Eurovision Song Contest.

At least Kerry Katona can guarantee us 12 points from Iceland


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windy miller

#460
May 31, 2015, 02:18:51 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 30, 2015, 07:06:15 PM
This thread was locked because of stupidity appearing on it regularly. Windy Miller asked me to unlock he so he could post his jokes again and all we get is silly comments about football preferences.

It is for Jokes!

It is not for anything else



Good point. I had originally hoped this page might attract a variety of transport related anecdotes and maybe a few tall stories,? (please see page 1 for examples)  but what do we get ?? Everything But!! Basically, If you wouldn't expect to hear it on TV after the watershed, and/or your post is neither funny or clever please  don't post it here OK?.. A good example?...  When I said I wanted to be a comedian everyone just laughed!...Well, Ther'e not laughing now are they?...   :)                  Bob Monkhouse R.I.P
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Alex

#461
June 04, 2015, 08:05:56 PM
Sorry in advance for the awful jokes, by the way...


How much does a cockney spend on shampoo?

Pantene!


I thought i saw my mates name on a loaf of bread, but it turns out it only said ''Thick cut''!


As of the 10th June 2015, the drug Viagra will be sold under it's chemical name...Mycoxafloppin!

Told ya they were bad!  :)

Hypocrites are like flares... a right pain if one goes near you, and really annoying to get rid of...

My YouTube channel: Alex Jones

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXjxo69BfENu3fiWuzCNYyg

windy miller

#462
June 07, 2015, 08:42:36 PM Last Edit: March 13, 2017, 06:20:11 PM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

LiamthebusGuy

#463
July 15, 2015, 08:23:09 AM
They say it is hard to make a Battenberg...

It's a piece of cake really!

windy miller

#464
July 15, 2015, 09:42:55 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 06:00:16 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)
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