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#46
Notices / Re: Bus enthusiasts
September 25, 2023, 08:55:22 PM
Quote from: windy miller on September 12, 2023, 02:35:41 AMBack in 2017 I think it was I was sat at the little coffee shop opposite Walsall bus station??... Fortunately I was in a position to take some good shots with my bridge camera and (in most cases) I can apply a zoom so I would not have been in direct view of a driver.. However.. as a single deck pulled out from the stands the driver was held at the lights..there was (should have been) room for another single deck to safely pass behind the first vehicle and swing to the left in the willenhall direction... I say SHOULD have... unfortunately the off side (back end) of the  second vehicle swung round and collided with the near side back end of the first vehicle and caused a fair bit of damage to both vehicles. I had taken shots of both vehs and I would have been an ideal witness....  as both vehicles were walsall based, and as a genuine bus enthusiast, Do I keep my mouth shut ???  what do you think...?
I have a feeling our fellow spotter  Solo 1 may have been close by me at the time  maybe he can remember the incident?  
#47
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
September 18, 2023, 05:56:07 PM
A young Jewish teenager in New York Had been saying a prayer every Saturday night 
 for several weeks asking for God to grant him a win on the national lottery...  
  with his plea becoming more expressive and desperate each week and with no success 
  on his sixth attempt the heavens opened....and a booming voice rang out.." ruben...
  RUBEN!.... Meet me haff vay.... buy a Vhukin Tikhet! :angry:
#48
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
September 15, 2023, 11:20:43 PM
A giant Rabbit walked into a greengrocers ..jumped on a table and asked for a pound of carrots...and banged on the counter.... The shopkeeper said.." I will sell you a pound of carrots..but DON'T bang on the counter!!.... The next day the Rabbit returned with the same M.O... " pound of carrots please!  and Banged on the counter... The shopkeeper said.. " I told you yesterday... I will sell you a pound of carrots But DON'T Bang the counter!!! If you do that again I will Nail you to the wall and eat you for dinner!...  The next day the Rabbit was back again.. " Got any Nails??? asked the Rabbit... the shopkeeper replied "NO"..... The Rabbit said   " pound of carrots please... Bang...
#49
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
September 15, 2023, 11:05:43 PM
 Apparently there will soon be a an app to tell you the porn flick preferences 
 for every country in the world...as my late father once said.. " it makes you wonder what the world's coming to.... :smiley:
#50
Notices / Re: Bus enthusiasts
September 12, 2023, 02:35:41 AM
  Back in 2017 I think it was I was sat at the little coffee shop opposite Walsall bus station??... Fortunately I was in a position to take some good shots with my bridge camera and (in most cases) I can apply a zoom so I would not have been in direct view of a driver.. However.. as a single deck pulled out from the stands the driver was held at the lights..there was (should have been) room for another single deck to safely pass behind the first vehicle and swing to the left in the willenhall direction... I say SHOULD have... unfortunately the off side (back end) of the  second vehicle swung round and collided with the near side back end of the first vehicle and caused a fair bit of damage to both vehicles. I had taken shots of both vehs and I would have been an ideal witness....  as both vehicles were walsall based, and as a genuine bus enthusiast, Do I keep my mouth shut ???   what do you think...?
#51
National Express Coventry / Re: Coventry Garage
September 11, 2023, 03:08:53 AM
 Can anyone tell me if E104 and E127 are/will be in service from Coventry soon? thanks
#52
 The 'NEW' Electric vehicles  to be numbered from E164  to E193??  do we know where
  this batch of vehicles are destined for delivery ??   thanks
#53
 Is there currently a problem with walsall  hydro  H1009??? Does it have an engine problem or maybe accident damage??? Maybe it simply doesn't track anymore and runs unlisted??
 last service shown August 8th???
#54
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
September 04, 2023, 04:31:29 PM
 Ruben and hymie were walking home from prayers late one evening in Golders Green when they were approached by a group of thugs.... Hymie said " I think we are going to get mugged !! Yes. I think your'e right! said Ruben.... I'm sure of it!.... By the way Hymie...
 Here's that £50 I owe you.....
#55
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
September 04, 2023, 04:25:34 PM
  an irish sky diver was killed today over Dublin when his flippers failed to open
  Classic  J carrot
#56
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
August 03, 2023, 03:22:37 AM
  When an English Irish and Scots guy were captured by a tribe of cannibals in the jungle
  The tribal chief,( who spoke good English) had them prepared for a meal.
  He asked the Irish guy where he was from. He said "Dublin". .the chief put him down for Irish stew...He then asked the Scots guy where he was from... The Scot replied " Glasgow"
 the chief put him down for a scotch broth starter... He then asked the English guy where he was from.. The Guy replied  " Birmingham".... Brum?   replied the chief excitedly... 
 .." Av yo sin anythin of our kid on the buses???.....

  
#57
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
August 01, 2023, 03:10:00 AM
So .Iv'e had a busy day in Birmingham city centre and I am making my way home on the cross city line to Lichfield . I was trying to get some shut eye while I sat in my window seat
 NO chance..!. The moment I closed my eyes some overweight female in her late 20's sat down on the seat beside me and immediately began a conversation on her mobile  (much 
 to my annoyance). As her conversation began.." Its SUE... I'm on a later train.... the early
 one was cancelled.... NO I'm not at the office...No i.m not having it off with the boss...
 you know I love you... I would never cheat on you darling!...after several minutes of this crap I'd had enough .I leaned over towards her phone..and said....." For Gods sake Sue... Come off the phone and come back to Bed.!!!.  The guy disappeared.... as did she  PDQ! :evil:  
#58
The Muster Room / Re: Avin a larf
July 12, 2023, 01:08:19 AM
A late night US talk show last year featured the decriminalization of US Polygamy Law.
As a group of Mormons had long advocated the subject and have no issue with its legality 
at least within consenting adults of a close group where a partner may consider more than one wife / mistress (or both)!...as a young 16 yr old girl complimented her 'beau' 
recently..  'Your'e a better screw than your father! .to which the guy replied..'Strange you 
say that..  'Your mother said the same thing only yesterday!............. :angry:
#59
Am I correct in assuming that all WM operated vehicles have an on board
 CCTV facility?.. in which case does this option include an Audio of Abuse?
  Generally directed at the Driver??.. Maybe the report from the driver of
 4519 which had left West Bromwich at 17.56pm (approx) on Thursday 6th July
 on a 5 duty heading for Sutton Coldfield encountered three teenage youths 
 attempting to hitch a freebie from kingstanding circle were allowed to travel to Finchley road where the youths were told to vacate the bus on the grounds of non payment. fortunately as a passenger within spitting distance of the ensuing 'fracas'  my ever present 'pearlcorder' was able to offer a full transcript of the incident where the bus was held for 8 minutes by the driver and refused to continue his/her journey until the youths had left the bus.. under normal circumstances I would have been happy to provide a report but as my previous mail had been ignored The Information was subsequently deleted....  these kids should be BARD :smiley:
#60
Quote from: uniquicity on June 17, 2023, 09:16:07 PMWindows being licked
Is there an entrance fee for this event?  ..Is there somewhere to park?? I have not been to a Manor event since they moved from witton    Should be well worth a visit... 
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