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Started by windy miller, April 27, 2012, 11:59:56 AM

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Rob H

#495
October 14, 2015, 08:46:43 PM
Thought I'd share this

60 Birmingham - Cranes Park
72/72A Solihull Station - Chelmsley Wood
73 Solihull - Heartlands Hospital
X1 Birmingham - Coventry
X2 Birmingham - Solihull Station
A10 Solihull - Cranes Park / Chelmsley Wood

LiamthebusGuy

#496
October 16, 2015, 11:05:19 PM
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A: A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again...


You have been a wonderful audience, goodnight!

LiamthebusGuy

#497
October 17, 2015, 07:55:56 AM
Teacher: What does a chicken give us?

Students: KFC

Teacher: What does a pig give us?

Students: Bacon

Teacher: What does a fat cow give us?

Students: Homework! :D

windy miller

#498
October 18, 2015, 02:53:36 AM
Quote from: Liverpool Street on October 12, 2015, 10:17:15 PM
Ah old Bill Maynard coming in strong

I laughed heartily at these, took me back to naughty days! Haha keep them coming, still no buses


Ah.. The naughty days....days when your Mrs never knew the real reason why you always watched TISWAS  on a Saturday morning ;) ;)....   or the time A bus conductress caught me drinking alcohol on the top deck when I was only 14!... when she caught me with a fag on she asked " Smoking as well?... do you want to get me into trouble???... I replied " anytime Bab!what time do you finish?????.......... :) :) :)

Mind the Gap.....?:-)

LiamthebusGuy

#499
October 18, 2015, 08:30:30 AM
Quote from: windy miller on October 18, 2015, 02:53:36 AM

Ah.. The naughty days....days when your Mrs never knew the real reason why you always watched TISWAS  on a Saturday morning ;) ;)....   or the time A bus conductress caught me drinking alcohol on the top deck when I was only 14!... when she caught me with a fag on she asked " Smoking as well?... do you want to get me into trouble???... I replied " anytime Bab!what time do you finish?????.......... :) :) :)

What is TISWAS? If you don't mind me asking...

domino.99

#500
October 18, 2015, 08:36:55 AM
Quote from: Liam on October 18, 2015, 08:30:30 AM
What is TISWAS? If you don't mind me asking...

Google it.  ::)

I'll save you the effort, it was a childrens TV series in the '70s

Trident 4609

#501
October 18, 2015, 08:38:08 AM
Quote from: Liam on October 18, 2015, 08:30:30 AM
What is TISWAS? If you don't mind me asking...
It was a kids show in the 70's.

See here:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiswas

LiamthebusGuy

#502
October 18, 2015, 08:42:21 AM
Quote from: Dom on October 18, 2015, 08:36:55 AM
Google it.  ::)

I'll save you the effort, it was a childrens TV series in the '70s

oh...  :o

windy miller

#503
October 23, 2015, 09:11:23 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2015, 01:39:54 AM by windy miller
 As Jesus walked into the city of Jerusalem he was pelted with rotten fruit and bricks... In his defence he announced:  " let they who are without SIN cast the first stone!..  at which point a large brick suddenly hit him across the back of his head...Jesus immediately turned and said;.." you know Mother...sometimes you really P*** me off!!!  :o :) :)



If Thomas (or anyone else) has reason to doubt the truth of the above narrative I can assure them the story was told to me by 2 eye witness's... Bruce Forsyth and Carol Vorderman... :) :) :) :)
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

LiamthebusGuy

#504
November 02, 2015, 08:12:49 AM
UKIP - Racist in public so you don't have to be!

windy miller

#505
November 08, 2015, 02:54:09 PM Last Edit: November 08, 2015, 03:33:35 PM by windy miller
   Had a good drink in Manchester yesterday... Double whiskey and carrot juice..#. got totally pi**ed but I could see for F'in miles... :).
Mind the Gap.....?:-)

Liam

#506
November 09, 2015, 10:13:45 PM
Found a problem with naming the hybrids... My girlfriend was not happy when she found out I rode Abigail all the way to Wednesfield... Even worse when I had rode Donna Marie back!

Liam

#508
November 10, 2015, 09:26:20 PM Last Edit: November 12, 2015, 07:58:49 AM by Liam
This brings a whole new meaning to 'riding a bus' and by the looks of things, that driver had a bit of a 'bumpy ride'

:o

windy miller

#509
November 14, 2015, 04:44:43 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 05:58:52 AM by windy miller
M/t
Mind the Gap.....?:-)
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