Avin a larf

[Liverpool Street]

I see Anthea turner is making her TV comeback after several years... I've told her that if she wants to see my come back she can wipe it off her sisters teeth! :o :o :o :o :)

I told this to the wife. She didn't find it as funny as I did . Ha ha . Grand job.

[BK63 YWP]

Probably a bad pun but hey

When 2249 arrives her hips don't lie

[trident4370]

Not quite a joke but someone who went to Showbus this weekend has a good sense of humour.

[the trainbasher]

@trident4370 hahaha that's funny :)

New bus enthusiasts program on BBC One -The Great British Bash Off :)

[trident4370]

@trident4370 hahaha that's funny :)

New bus enthusiasts program on BBC One -The Great British Bash Off :)

That title does not suggest a BBC friendly program!

[Trident 4609]

That title does not suggest a BBC friendly program!

That's got the BBC written all over it ;)

[the trainbasher]

Based on a post in the Diamond thread from a Diamond Drivers POV.

"Just got back off lunch to find someone loved me...I had a note on my window saying Parking Fine!"

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[LiamthebusGuy]

If Justin Bieber does go to jail...

That'll be the first piece of **** those prisoners have seen for years.

So France's first lady has "extreme fatigue" after learning of her husband's affair.

I don't know why she's tired.

He's the one juggling two women.

How quickly things change in politics ...

Yesterday, Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond was accused of wasting taxpayers' money by staying in a hotel frequented by stars including Justin Bieber.

Today, she is being accused of lowering the tone of his office by staying in a hotel frequented by junkies and criminals including Justin Bieber.

"Victoria Line closes as control room is flooded with concrete".

This situation is gonna get a lot harder.

Alex Salmond is (unfortunately for her) a female

[windy miller]

My Mrs has always had BIG teeth.. to celebrate our wedding anniversary recently she wanted a Horse drawn carriage but we decided against it so we wouldn't confuse the photographer...  ;) :) :)

Mind you she has always been much sought after.... unfortunately by ivory hunters :) :)

[LiamthebusGuy]

You want to hear a joke I hear you cry?


Watch Parliament Live for five minutes... That is a joke...

[Tony]

Alex Salmond is (unfortunately for her) a female

When did he get the gender reassignment?

[LiamthebusGuy]

Hi, I am Aleksandr Meerkat... To qualify for second free meerkat toy you must invade Ukraine.

[windy miller]

      Try a few tongue-twisters the next time you get pi***d up...eg : Sailing down the river in a rough cut punt. Not a punt cut rough but a rough cut punt... :) :)


Better still.... I'm Not a Pheasant plucker I'm a Pheasant pluckers mate. I'm only plucking Pheasants cos the Pheasant pluckers late!...... :o :o

[Trident 4609]

This one always makes me laugh:

[Liverpool Street]

      Try a few tongue-twisters the next time you get pi***d up...eg : Sailing down the river in a rough cut punt. Not a punt cut rough but a rough cut punt... :) :)


Better still.... I'm Not a Pheasant plucker I'm a Pheasant pluckers mate. I'm only plucking Pheasants cos the Pheasant pluckers late!...... :o :o

Ah old Bill Maynard coming in strong

I laughed heartily at these, took me back to naughty days! Haha keep them coming, still no buses