Does anyone know where I can get some London keys from please ?
What are London keys? Googled it but all it brought up was the name of, how should we put it, a female star of adult filmography.
@Mike K my searching came up with the same thing...not that I "accidentally" clicked any of the links!
@the trainbasher I spent 25 minutes watching one of the videos until I concluded that apart from the slightly tenuous connection of there being room for one more inside, it had appeared to have little to do with buses.
Quote from: Mike K on May 24, 2015, 07:34:00 PM
@the trainbasher I spent 25 minutes watching one of the videos until I concluded that apart from the slightly tenuous connection of there being room for one more inside, it had appeared to have little to do with buses.
I watched it as research for a book I'm writing...
Quote from: the trainbasher on May 24, 2015, 06:38:57 PM
@Mike K my searching came up with the same thing...not that I "accidentally" clicked any of the links!
I'll come clean... I didn't actually see the site personally I asked my mate to check it out.. When he told me that three came at the same time I
thought he meant buses :-[ :-[ Bit like the 50 service around tea time.. :)
This whole thread.
Lmfao
Stickied for laughs in off-topic board.
My mate's still looking at this site. when He said he saw a '71' I thought he meant the Solihull- Sutton service? Apparently not... A 71 is a '69' with two fingers up your Ar*e. :o :)
still no buses
still no buses.....I had a good look at this site and I have to say I was very embarrassed!.. :o not that I disapprove of the content ..just that I could see what I was doing reflected on the screen.... :-[ :-[ :-[
Apparently This young lady is quite popular on the French adult channels.., or Frogsporn as its better known... :o
Still no buses.... :)
and room for one more on top so I'm told....still no buses >:(
Quote from: igogeneral on May 24, 2015, 10:47:45 AM
Does anyone know where I can get some London keys from please ?
Why not ask at the enquiries desk at your local brothel... See if they do group discounts... :o
..or should that read 'grope' discounts?....still no buses... :)
Quote from: windy miller on October 06, 2015, 02:25:16 PM
..or should that read 'grope' discounts?....still no buses... :)
Do they have a queueing system? "Prostitute number one please..."
I would imagine the only Queue she would need is when attempting a deep screw with the white and finish nicely on the black............... :) Still no buses
>:( >:( >:( Just wasted my money buying three DVD's..... The advert said " Omnibus edition... Liars!... Still No Buses! >:( >:( >:( >:(
My search has led me to this page from a VERY reputable site (IMDb)
This is a link to the factfile of London Keyes (actress and pornstar) NO IMAGES/VIDEO but there are HYPERLINKS... Click at your own risk!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3165490/
...Still no buses... ;)
Quote from: Liam on December 25, 2015, 09:15:08 AM
My search has led me to this page from a VERY reputable site (IMDb)
This is a link to the factfile of London Keyes (actress and pornstar) NO IMAGES/VIDEO but there are HYPERLINKS... Click at your own risk!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3165490/
...Still no buses... ;)
Christmas wishes do come true
Just spent 20 minutes trying to fix the door security to my office..... still no buzzes.... :o
still no buses
such a grand meme
(am I young and hip yet)
Ls I'm sure you are well gel :)
This topic seems to have attracted the OAPs amongst us I see
I just typed in "London Keys" into Google Search and opted for the "Im feeling lucky" search filter and Oh My !
Quote from: windy miller on February 08, 2016, 03:42:48 PM
Ls I'm sure you are well gel :)
Oh I am very ... jelly
better take a selfy and put it on a Facebook!
honestly these youngers think self portraits are a modern invention .. we were doing it back in the 70's with the Kodak 32mm!
Quote from: MW on February 08, 2016, 04:57:19 PM
This topic seems to have attracted the OAPs amongst us I see
you'll get there one day! its all fun and games , mw
I just google it and well still no buses
Nice tweet account tho hahah
Quote from: windy miller on February 09, 2016, 03:03:06 PM
True...but we are never too old to learn something new.... Who'd have thought my Wife's FAT arse would give me somewhere to park my bike???........ better still, her belly button gives me somewhere to park my chewing gum on the way down.... fancy... :) :) :) :)
...gives a new meaning to growing old gracefully...more like growing old and growing a belly. . :)
...still no buses...
......being able to walk past Greggs without craving a sausage roll.... :-[ still no buses
Quote from: MW on February 08, 2016, 04:57:19 PM
This topic seems to have attracted the OAPs amongst us I see
...when you're 18 around the neck..44 around the waist. And 86 around the golf course. Its called getting on a bit... :o
and when the only thing that gets hard is your arteries...... >:( and...the candles on your birthday cost more than the cake... >:(....still no buses....
Quote from: windy miller on April 06, 2016, 03:17:38 PM
and when the only thing that gets hard is your arteries...... >:( and...the candles on your birthday cost more than the cake... >:(....still no buses....
My Mrs was feeling frisky last night... She asked me to CARRY her up the stairs and make love to her ... I told her to choose one or the other...I can't do BOTH :)
My Mrs has always had a good mouthful of teeth.... when she was little the tooth fairy went bankrupt..... ;) Still no buses.........
At my age Its comforting to know that the clitoris is one thing in a 'hoodie' that I don't need to worry about at bus stops........Still no buses! :)
E buses in service yet? ...... still no buses